I woke up feeling incredibly naughty and ready for some morning heat, only to find these 13 peeping fluff balls begging for my touch. Seeing how mama duck leads her crew is truly gangster af, and it’s getting me all worked up just visualising us getting dirty together in the grass. I’m standing here in almost nothing, wondering if you want to come over and help me handle all this wild, wet action. It’s next level how much I love being their seductive caretaker, but I definitely need a strong hand to help me manage these thirsty little ones. Join the conversation and tell me how you’d handle a girl like me in this spicy situation, or better yet, come check me out and see what else I’m hiding. Let’s make some noise and give me a reason to whoop whoop while we take care of business under the morning sun.
Like, everything was done perfect… but I would have told him to leave the gun on the counter and to walk away. And then I would have called the cops.
You don’t know how sick a person is. What if he waits outside for revenge?
“We’re not the ones causing violence, they are!”
*later*
“That [mosque] would look good in a fire!”
This isn’t next level … it’s fucking sad
The video cuts off too soon!
The end where they say, no wonder you wouldn’t let us bring guns to this meeting was terrifying.
I’ve seen this before and still find it hilarious
The guy was gangster af with the way he holding that gun
This guy deserves a fucking raise.
I mean he brought his own bag .. saved himself 10 cents
wish there was a sound. it would’ve been more INTERESTING.
I thought it was a little weird that he left his gun up on top of the cash drawer, there… but I guess he had to play like he was going to get the robber some cigs.
Would have been awkward if, instead of the barcode scanner, he picked up the handgun right next to it and shot his own hand.
Never turned his back to him either
OK, so you’re all for design 2 🤣
“Let me show you how your town would change”
*camel time*
“OH HELL NO”
“I didn’t imply anyone here was racist. Of course not.”
“I am. I’m racist towards Muslims.”
Can I get a whoop whoop?
That one lady had more elbows then a macaroni salad
God damn it killed me when design 2 appeared and it was just waaaay bigger than the first design.
@ 1:08 “Your town will become a hub for tourism”
He couldn’t say a Mecca for tourists? Come on!
A clever move would have been to end it by saying something like, “Oh and all the residents of Kingman will receive a one-time payment of $10 million by the Saudi government for their support of the mosque.” Then let’s see their reaction…
“I’m racist towards Muslims!” Lmao the stupidity.
I think if the whole audience joins together they might be able to get a whole set of teeth together
– Paid for by the Clinton foundation
– That’s even worse than a mosque!
This is impeccable comedy timing. I REFUSE to believe that there’s not actors lmao
My favorite was the lady that gave him her pubes to make paint brushes.
My least favorite was the guy that said « konichiwa Ho Chi Mihn city » when asked to pretend to be Chinese
on the way there she was saying “i can’t wait for you guys to meet my good friend, we go back years”
If I don’t see these ducks splashing around in a baby pool within the next few days I’m gonna be very disappointed OP
So what you’re saying is…the mama duck scored herself some free daycare through her adorable babies?
That’s awesome! Does she let you pet them ?
Good haul this year! Please post updates 😊
**Mother Duck:** “You know the drill, human”.
How did this get started? Do you consider yourself the grandma of sorts? Are you actually a human sized duck, OP?