I’ve always been a girl who listens to her master, and let’s just say this teacher has some Mr. Miyagi calibre moves that leave me breathless and begging for more. There’s something so primal about the way he commands the space, making me realize that some lessons are best learned when we finally shut it off and let our bodies take over. My parents always told me it was illegal to keep the light on, but they never mentioned how much naughtier it feels when you’re fumbling and sweating in the dark. I’m craving a partner to teach me a few more beneficial tricks that might just result in me getting my ass kicked in the most delicious way possible. Why don’t you come closer and tell me if you prefer to watch me under the glow or if you’re ready to see what happens when the interior goes pitch black? Click through to see more of my private lessons and tell me your darkest secrets—I promise I’m a very fast learner when things get spicy.
Can this man tell me how to live my life pls
I actually breathed hard out of my nose. I am officially obligated to updoot
This is some Mr Miyagi calibre shit
This dude is a great teacher
I feel like this advice could be beneficial in the rest of my life and not just when somebody is swinging a stick at my head.
wow this really changed the way I’ll get my ass kicked from now on
Why the video look like it’s about to transfer into a cartoon Disney xd movie
Dad: “We can get pulled over and go to jail for that!”
Me: “Why?”
Dad: “… .. . . .because!”
I literally thought it was illegal up until last year because of my parents.
I’m 24.
I love that this is a universal lie parents told their kids.
This is gonna reach hot
What he doesn’t understand is that I CAN’T SEE MY GAMEBOY WITHOUT A LIGHT DAD! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH ZAPADOS WITHOUT LIGHT?!?
Its hard to see out of tinted windows with light on the inside.
So i hate it when my kids turn the light on but only because i never got to have it on when i was a kid.