I know the world feels like it’s ending on December 37th, but I promise my view is much better than any bad omen you’ve seen lately. My plumage is looking extra delicious today, and I’m ready to show you exactly why they call me the ultimate naughty Disney villain. Forget about the civil war outside when you could be exploring every inch of my body and witnessing a second coming of your own right here with me. I love it when things get a little dirty, and I’m craving a man who isn’t afraid to handle a girl as wild and seductive as I am. Come closer and see what’s hidden behind this visual feast before the air gets too thin to breathe. Slide into my world and check me out so we can make some memories that will make you forget all about the chaos outside.
Aight, imma go hybernate until 2022. Until then, only wake me for: the Second Coming, the second Cumming, Kanye becomes pres, or Elon finally gets us all catgirls. Until then peeps peace.
It’s just America. The rest of the planet is safe so far.
People really thought 2021 was gonna be better. 5 days in and we about to start Civil War 2
It’s December 37th, 2020
I enjoyed the brief lull of 2021. Those 5 days of semi-peace were the shit.
Ow well It’s just been Episodes 1 Of the War Arc Can’t wait for For Episode 2 Tommorow
I mean it’s going alright for the rest of the world or atleast my country it’s literally just America
Ah the new twitter notifications.
Thank the Democrats! Every single one of them voted in favor of Net Neutrality. And no duh, this issue has 83% popularity in the USA. Yet 94% of Republicans opposed it. It will be an uphill battle in the House, but it shouldn’t be.
Just try to convince me there’s no difference.
I see you got my message.
Sounds like you’re having a better day than the bird.
they say it’s good luck when a bird shits on you, but bad luck when it dies in your house. pretty sure you’re even stevens in this case.
I mean there’s days I wanna shit on my keyboard and die. This bird had the balls to do it.
Does this make you an official Disney Villian?
That’s a bad omen.
[Serious] Call animal control. Usually if a bird just up and dies like that, it’s carrying some form of disease. Let them test it.
I would check your house for carbon monoxide levels.
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue…
Call your county health department. They may ~~wavy~~ want to collect the bird and see if it was carrying West Nile.
hide, dont leave your house, dont answer the door or phone, be like a person shaped hole in the universe
Will you be making another thread for the House vote as well?
>That survey found that **after the issue was explained to them**, 83 percent of respondents, including 89 percent of Democrats and 75 percent of Republicans, favored keeping the Obama-era rules.
lmao. key wording bolded.
Remember that in a few months we’re going to have to repeat the cycle because of the 47 people on the senate who voted no.
Something something win the battle, but the war’s long from over 🙁
Eat shit Ajit
\*drinks from an even larger Reese’s mug
Just messaged my congressman: “I know folks are in the midst of celebrating the win for net neutrality but I know that there’s a long and difficult road ahead. The road leads through the offices of you and your colleagues. I pray that you and others will consider how important equal and unrestricted access to the information superhighway is. How much do you trust your cable provider? Do you truly believe that they and other market players will act to the benefit of the people? If we as consumers had choices, perhaps things would be different. I consider myself blessed to have access to a local fiber based system. Others are not so fortunate. The Cox, ATTs and DirecTVs of the world will always and forever act only in their best interests. Not long ago, you were paying your phone bill by the minute. That rapidly changed to an unlimited plan. Do you think it cost more to maintain the network then than it does now? There’s the difference: an unregulated market works when the consumer has a choice. I know that it’s unlikely you’ll read this message but if people like me remain silent, you’ll only hear the loudest and stupidest of your constituents. If you ever want to meet wth me, I’ll buy the coffee.”
This is a big win for us all, but we have to remember to still stay vigilant in the future, this will likely be a fight for years to come.
there’s the house to go through
and trump
hopefully politicians finally get it through their heads that the public wants this
That’s… actually kind of genius.
This was last year. I found a wallet on a Saturday morning, Finland, so police stations were closed, even if I left it in their mail box, it couldn’t have been retrieved until Monday. The wallet had their ID but I couldn’t find their contact info, so I left this note near the spot I found it to give the owner a chance to contact me and get the wallet back earlier, without revealing my info to the public, and to prevent random people calling me trying to get the wallet. They contacted me later that day and I verified them with the ID. I also asked the person to not share the contents of the note anywhere.
edit: People have been asking why I just didn’t check the address. Regular ID cards don’t have addresses printed on them here, it’s not required by law. It only had the name, DOB, SSN, country, photo, and some other unrelated info.
Also forgot to mention, I did try to check social media with that information, but couldn’t find them.
I thought it was pretty clever, basically using simple cryptography and a private key.
I wanted to share this somewhere, hopefully it fits here.
Would you like to play a game?
Hah smart. I found an iPhone at post office. A worker told me she could keep it. The phone was unlocked so just in case i left a message on a whatsapp family group “hey i just found this phone im leaving it to the lady at the post office in [address]”
That’s very interesting! So assuming the person is older than 18 and younger than 95, there’s about 28k possible combinations!
1. Steal note
2. Replace note with one asking the owner to call me
3. After real owner calls me I ask them to verify their DOB again
4. Call OP and collect wallet
5. If the caller was lying about being the owner then just wait and repeat