Watching this boss move play out makes me want to show you exactly how a girl like me performs a priceless little hop when she’s excited. I’m feeling incredibly naughty today, wanting to celebrate this lucky dude and his matching ride with a happy dance you’ll never forget. There is something so visual and seductive about getting exactly what you want, and I’m ready to give you even more than you bargained for. I’d love for you to join me and tell me your dirtiest thoughts about what happens after the camera stops rolling. Check me out right now if you want to see the full, uncensored appreciation I have for someone who knows how to treat me right. Let’s make our own luck together and turn this sweet moment into something much more breathless and intense.
Loving the happy dance
I’m surprised they didn’t take the camera man and crew as well.
“I think “….. no you don’t
I hope this is real. I really do. But so many tiktoks aren’t nowadays.
Post the whole playlist you coward. I wanna see just how bad it is.
That little hop is priceless.
Making someone’s day anonymously is such a boss move. Love it!
id love for that to happen. but hot wheels would need to make a “shit box crown vic”.
edit: apparently im not the only one with an affinity for their old beater. its 17 years old, cost 500 bucks, over 200k miles, but it gets me to work everyday.
Lucky dude gets to drive a CTR AND gets a free matching Hotwheels. Some guys have all the luck.
Video by @need4zcars on tiktok
Some people need to take notes, this is what infringing on freedom of speech, would actually look like. The lighter end of it too. From arrests to being shot before you could speak.
Not having your dumbass racist comment deleted off Facebook.
EDIT: Wow, this is blowing up quick. Thanks for the awards. No paid ones please, donate the money to Ukraine instead.
Is this a skit or something? It has to be a skit…
Dog barks. *police detain it*
What are the two words?
This is what happens when you allow a murderous dictator to thrive and lead your country for decades.
At this point speaking for a few seconds to a camera is too little too late.
What the fuck made you think this is a “love making song”? This is some shit Plankton would play while fucking his computer wife.
This sounds like an inflatable clown toy falling down the stairs.
I just outright refuse to believe this
Perhaps, and correct me if I’m wrong, you shouldn’t follow the same set pattern, set rhythm, and set song for sex for two years straight. She must be bored as shit.
This is the song that plays when the psycho clown at a haunted carnival is stalking you.
It’s like straight up serial killer music.
no way can someone be this clueless.
no way. I refuse to believe it.
​
First, you shouldn’t be playing the same song every time you bang…
second, it should never be this song…
it’s absurd that this was even thought of, joke or not.
Without the song playing she can still tell that he’s thrusting to a specific song’s tempo 🤣
I’m dead
Edit: listened to the song in question. OF COURSE she can tell you’re thrusting to THAT song. It’s got the most awkward staccato rhythm I’ve ever heard.
This must be a GodTier Shitpost lol.
I admire your gf’s commitment and willpower I cannot stop laughing at mere thought of someone fucking to that song and rythm.
Wear that and chase people who don’t wear masks
I tried it on my wife for the sake of science and she asked if I’d acquired a head injury. We are 0 for 2 on this one bud.
I listened to that song and literally have tears in my eyes from cracking up. Thank you for making my day, and my sympathies dude for the absolute roasting you are getting and will continue to get in this comments section.
As to why she didn’t say anything, I can only assume she was hoping you would get tired of the song eventually or change up your playlist, so that she wouldn’t have to tell you herself and make things awkward. Agree that 2 years is a long time.
Id be too busy laughing my ass off if this song came on in the moment.
Lmfao i just heard the song. Holy shit it’s eerie and creepy. I’m laughing so hard as i type this. How does one ever come to a conclusion that this is a romantic love making song?
You’re not dancing mate… you’re having sex. You don’t need 1 2 cha cha cha rhythm to fuck.
Music during sex should be used for ambience and ambience only.
Ps-
She got tortured for two years and still didn’t leave? She’s a keeper! You struck gold
My guy. My man. My friend. That song sounds like a mouse caught in the talon of an owl slowly dying. At least the intro does. I couldn’t make it much further. It’s really bad. I’m so sorry
Had a kid in one of these come sprinting around the corner of my house. I heard nothing but the sound of fabric rubbing together really fast.
this made me laugh like nothing has done in the past month, I believe.
There was a good article about how police use really weird words as a matter of policy to make their crimes seem almost downright silly and fun.
Halloween where I live was a complete bust. Too much rain and wind and we literally had ZERO doorbell rings.
I wish I lived in a neighborhood that had this kind of activity, I would love seeing a pack of T-Rexes shuffling down the street.
Is your kid the one in the sliiiightly different costume, with the green eye and the contiguous stripe on the back?
That’s nice. This is nice.
Terrifyingly Adorable
Edit: adding ‘terrifyingly’ to pay proper respects to the terror that is the T-Rex.
They really do move in herds…
Edit: heards to herds…
The fact they get to wear cool costumes and get candy for it is very appealing, Jurassic perks.
This is so wholesome
Aw that Rex on the left is struggling hard with a broken neck 🙁
I don’t know. That one has a certain appeal.
Just put a few ports in it to break the hard seal on your face.
I like how it can be scary or derpy. Like a choose your fate feature.
When you bite into a lemon
*hyperventilates*
Just make a quarter-sized hole on the underside of the beak.
If you intend to actually wear this around, just put a filter over the hole
Edit: I totally missed that you should do it over the eyes instead. Could look even more dope
As if they murdered the wrong person but had a warrant for not paying parking tickets would have been acceptable
Because the police killing him if he had active warrants is fine 🤦
“Officers ensure that the man is no longer converting oxygen to carbon dioxide”
I would love to have a little quip here but this is editorial degradation. This is why we have to state that lives matter. This is media complicity. This is how the system kills.
* the word innocent should not be problematic in a country that is called upon to presume innocence.
Same sort of bullshit as when they say “underaged woman/man” or “involuntary sexual intercourse” or something around those lines.
We sure it’s not just murder?
I mean, the difference between “killed an innocent man with no warrants at the wrong house” and “man murdered” is occupation of the murderer and intent, and if you get everything wrong, it’s either malicious intent or lethal ineptitude. Either way, a man is dead because of either intentional murder or fucking up so bad it equates to murder.
“we did a murder but I mean .. he could’ve had a warrant at some point so we not really that bad”