I know you thought you’d lost me in that wreckage, but I’m far too stubborn and delicious to stay down for long. Take a good look at how my skin glows and every curve waits for your touch; I’m the hero you didn’t know you needed to save. I’m standing right here, ready to collect on every dollar and every touch you owe me, and I promise the interest is going to be incredibly naughty. Come closer and tell me exactly how you’d celebrate my return, because I have some very wicked ideas about how we can spend the night together. Don’t just stare at the screen when you could be exploring every inch of my survival—click through and see what else I’m hiding for you. I’m not going to pull you up just yet, because I’d much rather watch you ache for me while I give you something you’ll never forget.
I’d never die on you bro
and just after saving the hero , he gets sniped
Ron in the Deathly Hallows be like
“And as you can see I am not dead”
“You still owe me 10 bucks”
Its like, “im actually your long lost brother, also that car explosion, I survived that shit, also your family is safe, i rescued them”
ricardo meme is still alive???
“That was a close one, Henry! But I’m not going to pull you up. See, without you, I become the leader of the Toppat clan again. I just wanted to look you in the eyes before I took it all back. Goodbye.”