Gazing at the screen while this delicious drama unfolds feels more satisfying than any toy I could ever play with. There’s something so incredibly erotic about watching poetic justice served cold, especially when a man’s own ego leads him straight into a Romanian prison cell. My skin tingles with a naughty thrill just thinking about the handcuffs and the investigation closing in on such a scandalous fall from grace. I’m sitting here in almost nothing, savoring every bit of this schadenfreude like it’s a forbidden treat meant just for us to share. Come closer and whisper your darkest thoughts about this beautiful simulation in my ear, or better yet, come see how I’m really celebrating this win. Let’s get lost in this sweet, dirty reality together and see exactly how deep this rabbit hole goes tonight.
Like my dad always says. The more you say, the more you’re responsible for.
I was going to an interview an hour from my house for a hospital and didn’t realize that the bridge a mile and change from the hospital was down to one lane. Called the nurse manager 15 minutes before my interview and told her that I was going to be late and that was it, and when I walked in she told me she appreciated that I’d communicated with her and I still got the job
Why say lot word when few word do trick
Thoughts and prayers for Greta’s family, as I’m sure she died laughing.
I am experiencing an ABSURD amount of schadenfreude related to this.
“The brothers… are under investigation for forming an organized criminal group responsible for kidnapping young women and exploiting them by making them the subjects of porn videos intended to be sold via websites like OnlyFans, sources told Romanian media.”
What a nice way to end the year
All because Andrew woke up one morning and said ‘hey I’m gonna go start shit with Greta on Twitter’.
Let me get this straight:
1. Guy was banned from twitter but Musk specifically unbans him.
2. He starts a fight on Twitter with a climate activist named Greta.
3. After posting a tweet in said shit fight, he gives away his location to one of the only authorities looking for him.
4. The name of the organisation behind the reason he’s being looked for is GRETA.
This is one of those times that I think we must be in a simulation and the fill-in, low-subletlies script writer is on duty. Too perfect.
Is this real?
:Quick Google search:
Wow, finally something good happened this year.
Greta: 2 – Andrew Tate: 0
Have fun in whatever prison they throw you in.
This is such a sweet sweet poetic justice that I can’t believe that I watched it unfold in real life instead of a book or a movie.
Never say more than you have to. Don’t lie, but don’t offer up extra details.
Best advice ever.
“Make a simple, concise statement. And then STOP TALKING.”
There’s two rules to success.
Rule #1 never tell anyone everything you know.
Do you know the time?
*Yes, it’s 3:30pm*
Stop doing that!
*What*
Answering more than was asked.
*Huh?*
Do you know what time it is.
*Yes*
Well, done.
Bonus pro tip: when interviewing, don’t ever forget that the interviewer probably wants you to succeed.
It’s in the company’s best interest to stop the hiring process as soon as possible, so if you miss an interview like OP, it’s very likely rescheduling is a very good move and likely to happen.
Further: if you must offer a reason, offer *one*. If you’re late because of traffic, a sick cat, *and* a miscommunication, pick one. You know what three sound like? Excuses, even if they’re all true.
Cherish him. This is awesome. I miss my dad every day.
Magnifique !
Only one question remains. U two think your ready to tackle Notre dame next?
Nice. I built a 500 piece once so pretty much the same thing. 😂🤣
>10,001
My OCD can not handle that 1 extra piece.
You have a great smile brother
That looks awesome and actually grand wtf. 10001 pieces?? I could never
$630? Honestly that’s less than I thought it would be for such a huge set
Damn you two must have the patience of saints!
OP if there’s was ever a photo that should be framed (or made into a canvas) this is definitely one of them.
Great pic
Me and my dad would’ve had 3 arguments by the 100th piece
I know what question everyone wants to ask. And let me be the first. Which one’s the dad?
If you’re American, how many people in the last 9 months thought your dad was Tim walz?