My body is an unreal masterpiece designed to make you wonder exactly what else I can solve for you tonight. Watch the way I move it across the screen, a complex system of curves and heat that belongs in the history books of your dirtiest dreams. I’m like a collective intelligence of pure desire, every neuron firing as I pivot and show you every naughty angle of this stay-at-home fantasy. It’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen, isn’t it—how I can make you forget everything else with just one look at this spicy view? Come join the conversation and tell me which part of my masterpiece you want to study first, or just come check me out and let me blow your mind. I promise I’m way more fun than any protest, and I’m ready to give you the kind of personal attention you’ve been begging for.
Holy smokes! What!!! This is unreal. Really makes you wonder…what else could they solve….
This looks like the set for **The** **Day After Tomorrow**
If this is real, it’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen
Good thing those wipers were lifted off the windshield.
I wonder what was the incentive for them to move it across?
I’m sitting here thinking “they’re just ants, sooner or later they’re going to get it through by chance alone, they’re just stupid bugs”…… until they spun the fucker around and it blew my mind. Wonder if one of them was yelling “PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!” the whole time.
Pivot, pivot, pivooot
That’s a collective intelligence 100%. I wonder how the relationship between individuals is creating such a complex system, it’s almost like they’re each a neuron.
She looks like the kind of person who goes out to eat just to yell at the wait staff.
Health care workers stand in the street in counter-protest to hundreds of people who gathered at the State Capitol to demand the stay-at-home order be lifted in Denver, Colo., on Sunday, April 19, 2020. **Photos by Alyson McClaran**
Someday she’ll be scared that she can’t do something and this will be a story you tell her to show her that she can do anything.
I hope this makes it into the history books. This picture illustrates what’s going on perfectly and I honestly love it. It’s a masterpiece.
As a parent of a premie (2 1/2 months early), I’d like to let you know ours is now 15 and fit as a fiddle! Be strong for your partner when they need it, and remember baby is in great hands in the NICU. Best wishes to you all!
These protesters are the reason labels that read “Do not iron clothes while wearing them” exist.
These same people were sharing “God bless our nurses and doctors!” garbage on Facebook last week, guaranteed.
I mean, why do these guys have to do everything? Stop the virus *AND* the idiots
That nurse is jacked and looks like he could beat cornavirus in an arm wrestling match
That Hag leaning out of the Ram looks like everything wrong with ‘Murica. Or at least some of what’s wrong.
That has to be one of the worst combos….flooding followed by a dramatic plunge in temperatures.
Those cars are all totaled.
MILDLY?!
On the Waffle House Index this would be yellow
Looks rather bad for the people involved. Hope they can find their way out.
As an employee that works with DTE’s (Detroit Edison, one of the biggest power companies in the state) furnace repair dispatch, I can confirm firsthand it’s worse than it looks….and it looks pretty bad.
Even more infuriating is that the flood was not caused by weather we can’t control, but a water main break.
EDIT: Wow, I did not anticipate this comment to blowup! And I learned a lot about water mains maintenance and repair, lol. I would still appreciate if someone can explain the timeline, like if it happened at nigh, why didn’t the city/police alert/wake up all residents and make them leave in their cars? Some residents said they woke up the big freeze.
They are not just stuck, they’re all total losses
OP how is your car?
I’ve never seen anything like this jfc
She was 1 lbs. 14 oz. when she had to be born. Her and my wife almost died due to preeclampsia. She’s doing “good” now one month later but still going to be 2 months until she comes home. It’s so hard to have to leave her everytime I see her.
Edit: btw the song she was born to was September by Earth Wind and Fire, so we sang it to her yesterday(21st of September). Anesthesiologist had great taste in his playlist. Next song was Stayin Alive no joke. Also I’m a drummer in a funk band so super appropriate lol.
I was a micro preemie too! I was born at 24 weeks (in a third world country). I couldn’t even be weighed and my skin was still clear. My mom couldn’t hold be for about 2/3 months. My doctor said that girls tend to be stronger in these situations than boys. I’m in med school right now and I’m also a drummer. She’s got this. 💪
Aw , that’s beautiful.
We love her.
How premature? If you don’t mind me asking? I was born at 6.5 months 2lb 4oz in 82 and I made it. So stay strong.