I’m standing here in the heart of Japan, letting the soft light trace every curve of my bought and paid for body just for your eyes. You don’t need a Senate seat to know that this view is a feature, not a bug, designed to keep you hard and hungry for life. Forget your thoughts and prayers and start worshiping the present moment as I show you exactly what a real revenue stream of pleasure looks like. I’m craving someone bold enough to ignore the limits and dive deep into my seductive world where the only rule is total satisfaction. Come join the conversation and tell me your dirtiest secrets, or better yet, check me out and see how I can make your every fantasy a reality. You deserve a little bit of heaven that lasts way longer than a single term.
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Term limits.
Term limits is what we need to get rid of shitty Senators (and Supreme Court Justices).
This is what the Senate should do.
1. Thoughts and Prayers
2. Tell Americans this is not the time to talk about gun control because people just died
3. More thoughts and prayers
4. Tell Americans that we should not talk about gun control because people are still Mourning
5. More thoughts and prayers
continued….
Senate salary is $174,000 for life. And it will probably end up being one of your smallest revenue streams once in office.
These guys have to be some of the best mods I’ve seen. Good job guys on getting us back up so quick
lol they run for senate specifically to fuck people over. It’s a feature not a bug.
please be respectful when commenting. thank you.
They are helping themselves
He is telling the truth, but half the senate is bought and paid for by the NRA and the bullshit that org sold to voters about their rights being more important than our lives.
And now they are saying 20 dead.
edit: 18 children, 2 adults. There are slightly varying reports.
Fun fact: Cats bring their owners dead rats and birds because they think that you can’t hunt yourself and that you’re starving
It really hurt reading this. I am so sorry for these two. It’s beyond words.
Not only are our kids living in fear but us parents are right there also.
What’s the point of “nobody:”
This is why I keep telling everyone that I’m not worried about the future. I’m worried about the present. I will work and make money but you’re nuts if you think I’m not going to spend it and miss out on living a fun happy life.
I know someone who has brain cancer. He’s had surgery, radiation and chemo. It hasn’t cost him or his family anything, I don’t understand how the USA can have such a terrible health system. In the long run it costs more to have an unhealthy population than a healthy one.
It’s genuinely cheaper to go to Spain, get treatment there and come back. America is so fucked up
Edit: hey guys I think I left the wrong impression on some things.
1- I’m not American, I’m actually from Spain’s neighbor, Portugal.
2- I meant private hospitals, public is not this easy or good for the country you visit.
3- I just said Spain randomly, I heard now that Germany is better tho.
That’s capitalism at its worst. This kind of thing happens to the elderly on a daily basis. Someone works hard their whole life to get the things that want. A nice home and car. Maybe try to put some money away. By the time you get old I hope you have a plan in place. If you have to wind up going into a retirement home they will want all of your assets to cover your cost of living there.
Before I tell you how your wife is doing we’re going to have to go over your finances.
I used to think USA was the coolest country ever as a child based on what I saw on tv and movies, now I’m grateful everyday I was born in Europe
Every day I am so grateful for the NHS in the UK.
It would be incredibly self-serving and boring. They would never truly experience what it is like to be in the precarious position of a minimum wage employee living hand-to-mouth and the ‘novelty’ is just salt in the wound.
It would be more interesting to see the reverse.
**WE LIKE THE USERS**
Sure. They would never do that though, because then they would have to admit that they don’t pay a living wage.
Hold the mods and GME
Thanks guys. I’m new here because I don’t have much to invest, but it’s been fun watching the action and I threw some of my limited funds into the pot. I don’t care if I don’t make a single cent, I am proud of the people of this sub helping us regular folks stand up to Wall Street BS.
Calls on the mods well-being and sanity over the next couple weeks
May they survive the wrath of the hedge fund retards!
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We like the mods! We like the mods!
Leonardo D Catrio
we shall feast like kings my son
May I offer you a mouse in this trying time?
The Great Catsby
The fact that “nobody:” memes are still around baffles me. It makes just as much sense and is more funny without the nobody!
So, did you find it and then go buy a Clif bar, or did you happen to have a Clif bar and then realized it? So many questions.
How the hell did you notice this?
I left an expensive camera in a mall bathroom visiting Japan. Didn’t realize for about 30 mins. Rushed back and found a woman looking through the pics trying to see who owned it. I don’t speak much Japanese (took 4 years and sound like a little kid) but I told her it was my camera and thank you so much. She handed it to me smiling (pics of me on the camera backed up my story). In America that camera would be stolen. Japan has its issues like any country but I have massive respect for the code of conduct most Japanese citizens display.
I find it amazing how close the sky matches. Nice work!
3 months minimum and I’d watch it
Thanks for the gold!!
I love Reality shows so I’d watch it depending on who produces it.
If it’s too fake, with too many “emotional” moments, advertising and people shouting, I’m out.
It’s more than just the money. It’s the lack of security these people endure. Not knowing if you’ll lose your job tomorrow and having no savings. Being kicked out of your home. An unexpected bill you can’t afford, which may lead to increasing debt.
Putting these rich people in a “poor” lifestyle for a month isn’t enough. Even if they lost their money and homes, they’ll have such a huge network that they’ll be back on their feet in the time it takes for us peons to earn enough to eat for a week. They can never truly understand what it’s like to be poor or ever face that reality again.
So what would happen? It’d be a completely self-serving advert about how “now I realise that we need to do more for our employees.” The workers get a small vanity bonus, probably give an immigrant worker with limited English a car, pat themselves on the back. Then two weeks later, we’ve all forgotten about the show and they’ll go back to their old ways.
I doubt a month is enough to really feel the effect
That’s awesome, what a dude! Love your kiddo’s costume btw!
That is an amazing costume. Great parents right there, im sat in bed giggling cause the kid looks like hes having the best time.
I’m not sure what it is about these guys psychologically, but they just bring so much joy. Really one of my favorite costumes and really well pulled off on all accounts. Why do these things make me so happy?
This fuckin made my night. Yes
^Wacky ^waving ^inflatable ^arm ^flailing ^tube ^man.
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
#WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN.
This is so flipping precious. Please tell him I was happy for him! It warms the heart.
OMG. I’m an adult and would totally stand in my yard handing out candy in one of these! #costumegoals your kid is rockin it!
Please tell your kid he’s already a LEDGEN!! That’s the best costume ever!
This is almost too unbelievable for me to believe.
Like I believe it happened, but growing up in the US made me think stuff like this doesn’t really happen and is only a fantasy on after school specials.
This is great.
first time I visited there someone left a 1000 (edit) yen bill on a train seat and it sat in that seat for 3 days and even wound up on the news each morning until the person came back to claim it
For more context, Shohei Ohtani is THE biggest celebrity in Japan right now
My wife is Japanese and I believe this. It’s a different world – all the people in the stands would be watching the ball like a hawk to make sure nobody tried anything sketchy. And nobody would want to shame/embarass themself by doing something sketchy anyway.
(biggest risk would be a foreigner in the stands)
Literally, a few years ago, I was in Japan, and I was leaving to go back to the airport to travel back to my home country, and it turned out I lost my passport. But, lo and behold, a taxi pulled up to the airport, and the guy found me panicking. He had my passport. I had left it at the hotel, and one of the staff found it, so they paid a taxi driver to drive to the airport and give it to me. I was shocked beyond words.
My parents would take our Japanese exchange students to American baseball games, and they would always comment on how gross the stadiums were, and how weird it was to just throw your peanut shells on the ground. Movie theaters were also really gross to them.
Japan is a society, not a bunch of individuals in close proximity