Standing out here in the biting -10 degree chill of the city, the only thing hotter than this strike is the fire burning under my skin. My heart is racing like a wild adventure, waiting for someone brave enough to hunt for the magic gifts I’ve been hiding beneath these layers. Imagine us disappearing into a frozen forest where I can show you exactly how I turn a cold night into an experience of pure, naughty enlightenment. I’m a masterpiece of frost and fire, and I want you to see every delicious inch of the treasure I’m protecting. Come join the conversation and tell me your deepest desires, or better yet, check me out where the real heat happens and we can make our own magic together. I promise to be the most seductive secret you’ve ever uncovered, far more magical than any childhood fairy tale.
I got divorced when my daughter was 3. In addition to every-other-weekend visits, I had dinner with her every Wednesday night. For 15 years, I’d take off work early to drive from the city out to the suburbs to pick her up from school or crew practice or her mom’s at 5 and have her back by 7.
She went off to college, and called me on the first Wednesday away at 5:00. She was surprised I was still at work. Halfway through the sentence “I thought you got off work early on Wednesdays,” she got it.
When I was a child, I did that for my grandmother, who came to Florida to visit every year. I convinced my parents to take us to buy a big conch shell and we planted it up the beach. She was so happy
We found “pirate treasure” when I was a kid and I wholeheartedly believed it was real for years. Last year, we took my niece to the beach, and I got to help my parents plant the treasure for her to find. It was just as magical from this end.
Finally figured it out… I am enlightened
Good man right there. I live in the forest and my girlfriend’s little girl is 8. So when she comes to visit I hide some crystals down by the creek and tell her that’s where the fairies play and leave her gifts… her happiness = our happiness
My dad turned a trip to the store for milk and cigarettes into a 20 year adventure.
Oh my heart 🥰😢
I took my kids to the beach and as they were digging in the sand, they found a huge cache of pirate jewels and coins. They had clearly been hidden there purposefully. My kids were ecstatic and I feel so bad because I didn’t want to take that moment from them but it’s likely those were hidden there for some particular kiddos who now won’t find them.
That much body heat it might not be too bad
I was…”amused” watching the ABC Evening News just now about this mass assembly of anti-ICE patriots in Minneapolis.
Not one single overhead shot of the massive numbers of citizens, on strike and protesting in the streets. Not one.
They showed a few old shots of ICE and a quick view at street level of a few protesters.
Shame on the news reporters and editors in America who have betrayed us all.
Bad ass northerners. This is how it’s done. Show up and be counted.
You fuckers are gonna make me root for the Vikings, aren’t you.
I would avoid going to war with this city. If you don’t agree read a history book.
More people then Trump ever had at any of his stupid rallies
The North remembers
Thank you, Minneapolis! Stand strong! 🇨🇦
More Minnesotans showed up in -7 degrees to tell trump and ice to fuck off, than Americans showed up for either trump inauguration.
Thank you for your patriotism, kindness, and your service, Minnesota! 🇺🇸