I was looking through the archives and found these shots of when I really knew how to fill out a pair of massive mom jeans. My kitchen kittens were out to play, straining against the fabric and begging for someone to come take a closer look at what once was. I might be a bit smaller today, but the way my curves used to fly so close to the sun still makes me ache for that heat. Take a long, hard look at these before pics and tell me if you can handle the weight of everything I’m offering. Whomst among you is brave enough to come join me in the kitchen for a little taste of this spicy nostalgia? Slide into my world and let’s talk about just how much you want to see me unbutton these jeans tonight.
It’s sad to see how small she is today. Remembering what once was.
She flew too close to the sun, boys….
Whomst?!
I found some of the “before pics” for anyone who wants them.
And massive mom jeans! 😀