Incredible Shitty Pixels That Hit Harder Than A Birthday Cake Smash

I spent two and a half nerve-wracking hours playing with every single one of these 1500 mines, and the tension was almost more than I could handle. There is something so incredibly filthy about the way these shitty pixels come together, a little chunk of information just waiting to hit you hard. I’ve always been a real trooper when things get intense, whether I’m hunting for flags or waiting for someone to give me exactly what I deserve. Stare at my masterpiece and tell me it doesn’t make you want to reach out and touch every tiny detail until you’re as breathless as I was. Why don’t you come a little closer, join my world, and see if you have the stamina to keep up with me for a few hours? Check me out and tell me if my hard work makes you want to celebrate with a little bit of cake or something much naughtier.


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34 thoughts on “Incredible Shitty Pixels That Hit Harder Than A Birthday Cake Smash

  1. Vicious-the-Syd:

    This would be super easy to turn into a cross stitch pattern, I would think, since it’s already pixelated. You could do it or commission someone to make it for you so you’ll always have it.

  2. thatgoodfeelin:

    the arrangement of those shitty pixels will never mean anything close to what it means to you. that little chunk of information, just sitting there, that you nonchalantly created. fucking incredible. i am happy this brought you tears of joy and brought back memories that were probably put on the back-burner of your mind to steam away. its the little things.

    cheers.

  3. Chaosritter:

    Man, that SRAM battery is a real trooper.

    I’d highly recommend getting the pictures you wanna keep off of there one way or another, I doubt they’ll be there for much longer.

  4. deleted_user:

    he worked fast, dang

  5. RS_05:

    Nintendog

  6. NeoTheRiot:

    This picture hit me hard

  7. program_err:

    My guy just wanted fuckn cake.

  8. BBMan66:

    I would be so sad if I didn’t get any birthday cake.

  9. Mrdoctr:

    The face at the end, bruh I can’t lmao

  10. Why_Shouldnt_I:

    In all honestly the cake looked like it would have tasted bad

  11. Zarion222:

    I’ve never understood why people push peoples faces into cake, they got what they deserved.

  12. Im6foot3urmad:

    I don’t get it. Why do people smash your head into birthday cakes? Its just wasting food and the birthday celebrant doesn’t find it funny

  13. deleted_user:

    A lonely Valentine’s Day, isn’t it?

  14. sunday_peanuts:

    This is one of my least favorite birthday traditions

  15. LazerAttack4242:

    “I realize one of the sections on the test wasn’t posted on the assigned chapters reading, so I’ve decided to give full credit for it and grade on a curve.”

    “Fuckin..”

  16. Hellwalkernew:

    The company that striked her is burning in the deepest hell right now

  17. tirnuel:

    Gets stopped by copyright strike.

  18. Apprehensive-Log-205:

    She be going for that biochemistry-diploma

  19. CallMeDad0y:

    I want to see a lofi girl Testing video

  20. _Lurko_:

    Every minute of her studying equals one point on her test. How much will she score?

  21. The_Spark38:

    The new livestream should be her filling out standardized test bubbles indefinitely

  22. 808lani808:

    The moment she realized her dad was smarter than she thought

  23. bruiser95:

    The streets are ruthless

  24. MistaKPJ:

    You can’t hustle a hustler

  25. Leo_PK:

    Fastest hands in the West

  26. gronklife69:

    I’d like to think I’ll be this witty when I become a dad, but hopefully there’s a class or something cause this was pro.

  27. Double_Minimum:

    What was her trick?

  28. corbone30:

    POV you are a Bosnian child in the woods

  29. Haven1014:

    That’s pretty cool. Always 1 or 2 50/50’s in those that can ruin your day.

  30. JoogFace:

    How many did you have to guess on

  31. Yorgh-Drakeblood:

    “He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will!”

  32. NotUrFriendlySpider:

    Sign for an eod contract

  33. Zombiemonkeyjj:

    I gotta admit, I still have no idea how minesweeper works. I just end up clicking a bomb accidentally then not play again for a year or two

  34. Indrafang:

    As far as I’m concerned you’re a god walking the earth

    Edit: please stop responding telling me how easy you think this is, I’m still impressed and I don’t care

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