Finding this legendary Irish wit while I was locked out left me feeling incredibly worked up and wanting so much more. There is something so undeniably sexy about a man who can put the fun in funeral, and it has me feeling all sorts of naughty and appreciative. You can see the glow on my skin as I soak in that beautiful energy, proving that laughter really is the best way to get a girl in the mood. I’m absolutely craving a soul who stays this full of life, and I’m just dying to see if you can handle my curves as well as he handled his final exit. Come join me and tell me what makes you smile, or better yet, come check out the private view I’ve prepared just for your eyes. Don’t keep a thirsty girl waiting when there’s so much more beauty and mischief to explore together.
Takes some courage to record such a thing.
I wish I was so full of life people laugh at my funeral. What a beautiful idea to keep people happy
Laughter does help a lot when dealing with grief.
Good on this passed-on soul.
You’re even wearing their T-shirt
I had a rough day and you made me smile. Wow, I love your authentic smile and happiness. I think this is the definition of couple goals. I am sure your wife was excited as fuck haha!
OP, I hope you demand to speak to Brian and ask him:
“Brian, why do I have to pay for the fact that YOU are a piece of shit to your employees? Why am I not INSIDE THE FUCKING ROOM I PAID FOR!?”
Make it right for Milly, get in that MFer’s face.
After my Irish Grandmother’s funeral, everybody was back at the house, and the mood was pretty somber, when a bolt of lightning hit nearby and the thunder shook the house. My father looked up and said “She just got to heaven and found out they let protestants in”.
Everyone laughed, and after that it was a real Irish wake.
This made me laugh but then made me sad that the world lost such a funny man
It is funny, but mostly heartwarming. It seems pretty apparant this man loved to bring joy to others and even wanted to continue making people smile after he passed. Sure he’ll be missed.
This guy puts fun in funeral.
EDIT: gold and silver? Y tho?
People don’t quit jobs, they quit managers.
My god this is wholesome as hell, make everyone have a good laugh at your funeral,beautiful.
The Irish have such a beautiful way about them. Their easy humour and sharp quick wit have saved many an awkward situation and lightened up dark moments. They are special people.
I’ll show my wife this and see if she can get Radiohead
This made me truly smile for you! Your reaction is so fantastic – like a kid at Christmas.
What in the National Dads Association was the entrance 😂
youre wife is the coolest! ♥️ yay love!!
Well of course he had to crow about it!
His little excitement was too precious, even though it was mostly waiting for a treat
The video is in Russian.
He flicks the white piece to the bird and she wont take it. He says ‘she knows she is red’.
Then when she wins, he tells the bird malodyets – ‘Way to go!’ And oomnichka – which means smart little girl – as he gives her a treat.
She knew winning meant treats and she definitely knew the rules of the game. She was an oomnichka.
Corvids are *extremely* smart, way more than you’d think
I want bird
What happens if he loses
Yeah, fuck you Brian!
I would forward this letter to corporate HR because you know Brian is about to bury this situation.
“Being HURT is not being ridiculous, Brian”
YEAH BRIAN
Sadly, most of the hospitality business is like this.
I was on a business trip, and had dinner with one of the executives and a couple of dept heads. Anyway the conversation turned to one of our account people. This person works her ass off everyday makes her managers look good. Basically” we can’t promote her, she is a work horse and you can pile as much work on her and she will get it done” basically she was to valuable to promote. So dumb, the account person quit and is doing great at another company.
Oh, and Fuck you Brian!
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> Since starting here, I have stepped up and had your back through many things. I have stepped into positions simply to ensure our guests have a great stay. I have gone above and beyond to accommodate not only our guests, but for you, employees, and the ever-changing schedule. Not only that, I have done it all with a smile on my face.
> We’ve spoken numerous times regarding a management position. When I expressed my interest in an AGM position, you told me those weren’t available at the moment, but I was a great candidate for when one did become available. You also told me you wanted me in the Director of Sales position when Jessica left. Because I truly enjoyed my job, I never pushed the issue. I always figured you would tell me more when the time came. On August 13, you emailed me an attachment showing a new manager listed. When I asked you about it, you were cold and short. I asked you about it the next day and you told me “This discussion is over, Milly You’re being ridiculous.” Being HURT, is not being ridiculous, Brian. I have worked my tail off working doubles, coming in on my days off to do social, cleaning rooms, folding laundry, preparing breakfast, all while watching the Front Desk as well… Just for you to offer no explanation as to why a new manager was hired and I wasn’t even considered? Then when I try having that conversation with you, BEING SHUT DOWN? I’ve thought long and hard about why that could possibly be. Perhaps because I don’t wear my uniform? I was always taught to dress for the position I want. Not the one I have. Other than that, I’m stumped. I have gone the extra mile for this hotel and its guests. I have PERSONALLY received many amazing and 5 star reviews on Google. I have cross trained and LEARNED many different positions to keep this hotel afloat. I have put everything into this, and this is what I get in return?
> One of our guests once told me “They would never give you a promotion here because you do everything a manager should do in your current position. Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?” After having to cancel my flight in order to work due to being short staffed, a friend of mine told me “They’re just going to run you dry until they don’t need you anymore”. Even in a time of need, you’ve still managed to make me feel unvalued in such a short amount of time. I have given a great effort and got a huge slap in the face. I no longer want given this a area or need this for my life. Truthfully, I’ve stayed because of the genuine bond I’ve formed with our guests and because I respected you, Brian. I didn’t want to see you or this hotel fail. However, I stepped up and you let me down. You’ve been quite rude with the discussions I’ve tried having lately. I would be treated better at McDonald’s.
> In conclusion, I QUIT.
Don’t leave us hanging- did you get back in your room?
I think McDonalds employees get 30% off their meals. She’s probably right.