Glaring Down From The 30th Floor In My Magic Bed While I Play With My Mini Wiener

84 thoughts on “Glaring Down From The 30th Floor In My Magic Bed While I Play With My Mini Wiener”

1. deleted_user:

   Had an apartment like that up on the 30th floor back in the day, and my dachshund puppy would do the same thing. He’d run right up to the window and glare down at the world, dreaming of someday peeing on enough of it for him to own it outright.
2. deleted_user:

   Damn. No mercy.
3. deleted_user:

   Mini wiener dogs are the absolute best.

   Edit: FYI mine is an old man now but his name is Beans and he’s my best bud.
4. sliceofamericano:

   Same
5. Omegaman2010:

   It’s that bed. My dog is obsessed, so I bought that same bed for my Ma’s dog too and she says hes obsessed as well. It’s that god damn magic bed!
6. bleepbloorpbleep:

   This would be me if I were a dog
7. Cpt_Soaps:

   Dave only asked about 1200 dollars but they refused and after 9 months of back and forth He took matter into his own Hands. In the end they did pay him back.
8. deleted_user:

   The world is quickly forming new alliances.
9. akiti_mk:

   Great song and great production value. Could have just went with something bland but went the extra mile. It’s the little things in life ya know?
10. R3dl8dy:

    I remember when this first came out. I never heard what the impact was though. That’s pretty impressive.
11. Hyjynx75:

    I’ve mixed Dave and his brother in their band, Sons of Maxwell, at several shows in the past. Dave is just an awesome human and a really talented musician. Was very happy to see his music gain some traction even it took a shitty situation like this for him to gain some recognition.
12. SomedayWeDie:

    I like the song, I like the message – I just don’t understand the fake mustaches and sombreros?
13. maybesaydie:

    Expressing pleasure in another person’s death is a violation of our rules.
14. thefuturesbeensold:

    She reigned for 30% of the existence of the United states.

    Mental.
15. deleted_user:

    😭

    I love that Trudeau is there! We want to be part of the EU!
16. cranne:

    It is so weird hearing the BBC reporters talking about the king and queen consort. It’s so odd hearing the word king in reference to england
17. XyloArch:

    Queen’s first PM was Churchill, who was born 1874

    Queen’s last PM, Truss, born 1975
18. Flack17:

    And just like that, most of us will never see a Queen of the United Kingdom again.
19. hiphopanonymous11:

    Isn’t it wild, you think about how radical it was that her coronation was televised…..and her death announced via Twitter.
20. SafetyX:

    “Her reign spanned 15 prime ministers starting with Winston Churchill, born in 1874, and including Liz Truss, born 101 years later in 1975, and appointed by the Queen earlier this week.”.

    Wow. What an era she lived. May she rest in peace.
21. 2everland:

    I am sitting in hospice, by my own grandmother’s deathbed. Grandma was born in 1928, and has known the Queen her entire life, through Depressions and Wars. At 94, she can hardly hear or talk.

    I told her “Grandma, you outlived the Queen!” And she smiled.

    It’s been hard for her to accept death, but maybe now that the Queen, her Queen, is on the other side, Grandma is ready too. I’ll stay here until she’s ready too.

    Edit: I held her hand as she passed in her sleep. Thank you for your kind messages and for sharing your own stories of your elders.
22. Oxiled:

    Feels unreal. Was beginning to think she was going to live forever.
23. JedH44:

    King of Britain has a bizarre sound to it
24. Amanarchy_:

    The guy on ITV constantly saying “his majesty the queen”. I expect Charles will be getting many a few rounds of “God save the queen” before we all adjust
25. JDMonster:

    The end of an era.
26. Palifaith:

    The Queen lasted a whole 2 days with Liz Truss as PM.
27. mjrspork:

    It’s insane to think that Queen Elizabeth’s first PM was Winston Churchill. The amount of history she has seen is simply incredible to believe. I know it’s cheap to say that we won’t see anyone like this again in our lifetime, but truly it is incredible to realise.
28. d4m4s74:

    I really expected her to outlive charles by 5 minutes out of pure spite.
29. Human_Melville:

    Seeing Trudeau there will piss trump off so much!!
30. Lothleen:

    Would have been hilarious if they all wore tee shirts instead of suits.
31. The_Wolfdale:

    European plus Canada apparently too, or is Trudeau now a silent vowel ?
32. jpsolberg33:

    This is 2nd post where Trudeau is shown, and the reporters say, “European leaders meet with Ukraine. “… as Canadian, this should be like saying Beetlejuice 3 times, but instead, it’s lumping Canada into the EU.. and we get automatic membership! Hahaha
33. deleted_user:

    When I got out of prison I had the habit of walking up to doors and expecting some mystery door ghost angel to buzz them for me. After some beers walked back to the apartment I was crashing at and stood in front of the door for a solid 30 seconds, eventually yelling DOOR?? Before realizing, fuck, I have to open my own doors now. There’s no door angel to buzz me into my apartment. Lame.
34. pntbutter_aficionado:

    As an American, seeing President Zelensky treated with respect, this is exactly what he deserves.
    I am one American who would like to apologize for the way Trump treated this great man.
35. MissRedShoes1939:

    Zelensky came out on top in the meeting with Trump. Zelensky showed true leadership and dedication to his people, country, and freedom

    Trump and Lil D just looked like drunk hecklers
36. LatentBloomer:

    This photograph demonstrates that his outfit is very much a deliberate statement. It says “of everyone here, I am the actual combatant. I am, at this moment, fighting in a war. This is not a dinner party, it’s a logistics huddle.” The man is truly dedicated, and Donald and JD can’t even fathom the type of patriotism Zelenskyy wields.
37. cap10touchyou:

    so im canadian AND european? sure why not loll
38. Dipshitmagnet2:

    Growing up in the 70s and 80s i can’t believe the Republican Party is pro Russia now. Insane.
39. Swedish_STD:

    Well that looks fucking hilarious
40. CK-Prime:

    “You have no Power here.”
41. deleted_user:

    That dude drove home… asleep
42. Moegly47:

    “Some kind of mud wizard” is a phrase that I will giggle about for years
43. MOONDAYHYPE:

    I love how he so confidently trots around the mud as if he wears magical boots that are resistant to the entrapment effect. This is really amazing to watch
44. YYKES:

    In all my years I’ve never seen a more passive form of protest than a mud moat
45. Interesting-Step-654:

    Upvote on the title alone
46. kneedAlildough2getby:

    This is the best title of the year
47. Alternative-Salt-841:

    That last push 🤣
48. Buck_Thorn:

    That one cop that was lying down was just resting. The others wouldn’t let him lie down. They should be locked up for resisting a rest.
49. robdingo36:

    What is the story behind this?
50. Kladderadingsda:

    When you have been through a week of Wacken, then you learn to accept the mud as your friend rather than your enemy.

    Except it’s so dry like the last times.
51. Renerts:

    Battle of Agincourt.
52. ButterBeanRumba:

    You ever get home from work and just sit in your car for 15-20 minutes trying to gather the motivation to make it the rest of the way into the house?

    I don’t miss being a line cook at all.
53. sean488:

    I once drove to a house I had moved out of a month prior.
54. Kepabar:

    Keep in mind this is the kind of exhaustion that medical professionals are pushed to rather often.

    I’m mostly amazed more medical accidents don’t happen than do now.
55. SXTY82:

    I used to drive fork trucks for a living. I can’t tell you how many times I jumped in my car after work, started the engine, looked behind me and turned on my left turn signal then reved the engine trying to back up. Shifter on the fork truck was in the same place as my blinker stem.
56. Dloms45:

    I’ve never seen a look that says “for fucks sakes” more in my life
57. deleted_user:

    An elevator and a Beamer; I’d be happy too
58. RissaCrochets:

    Auto-pilot is a helluva drug.
59. broadstreet101:

    ER nurse here.

    I’ve used my badge to try and “swipe in” to:

    – my car
    – my garage door
    – public restrooms
    – the snack bar
    – a vending machine

    Autopilot is a motherfucker.
60. deleted_user:

    Me: wait almost a decade and buy the game 5 days before it’s free.
61. Valex_Nihilist:

    Came home after a 14 hour shift and struggled for a solid 2 minutes to open my front door using my car key. Rough times. I feel this man’s pain
62. nocleverusername-:

    Night shift health care worker. Gonna try to sleep now while the neighbor’s lawn service comes and does its thing. I know his pain all too well.
63. princessdaylight:

    i worked at taco bell when i was younger, i was a cashier and we wore those god forsaken headsets all the time. for those that don’t know, the headsets ding when a car rolls up to the drive thru for an order.

    well i get off work one day and decide i want to go to circle k and get a drink before going home. as i’m there standing in line to check out i swear to god i heard the *ding* from the headset in my right ear. i go to “press the button” and answer, “hi thanks for choosing taco bell what can i get for you?” before snapping back to reality and remembering i was in a circle k checkout line. 😐 so, yeah, i got some weird looks that day.
64. IAMTHEBENJI:

    We didn’t watch this guy die inside, he was already dead inside before the video
65. pammy_poovey:

    I like how he looks around to make sure no one saw lol
66. Fufus98:

    I’m an airplane mechanic and after a long shift I’ll try to lock my toolbox by hitting the lock button on my trucks key fob then I’m shocked when I don’t hear the lock noise
67. aka_chela:

    I used to work at the Apple Store and we had a common passcode for all our store iPads/EasyPay sleds. The day I went home and tried to punch the passcode into the microwave to heat up my leftovers was when I knew the Christmas shopping rush was getting to me…
68. Hmm_I_dont_know_man:

    It might be nice if our society wasn’t doing this to our health care providers
69. PeligrosaPistola:

    I love it when babies clap for themselves for their little accomplishments lol
70. Poop_Noodl3:

    Kid is built like baby Drax
71. PugGrumbles:

    That baby already has a nicer car than me and his own house.
72. Talb0tt:

    Kids already got a BMW and a house with an elevator
73. Tarrenger:

    Pure joy like that is priceless 💕
74. panjoface:

    Not shown: the other 9900 times they had to do that over and over again.
75. Morgentau7:

    Sometimes I ask myself how humanity survived for so long and then I see how much joy a child can bring and how full of life they can be and then I understand all the parents who will do everything in their power to keep this world stable for the sake and the future of their children.
76. Sakiwest:

    I’m 43 and would love this as much as that child does.

    Off to home depot I guess.
77. FewDamage2962:

    That is awesome my man
78. Chipster339:

    MW2 got out in 2009 at 60 dollars. After 11 years is still at 20 dollars.
79. HelloFellowKidlings:

    I had to look up the release date. 7 fucking years ago?? Don’t get old kids. It goes too quick.
80. prashant_peekay:

    Me waiting for PC2 to come out
81. Hoans_Satou:

    CS:GO, Just cause 4 and GTA V the only one left to complete the four horsemen of games i bought for free after almost a decade is Minecraft
82. loadedslayer:

    My Potato PC: “That’s where you’re wrong pal.”
83. Anish007t:

    Me: Download the game illegally.
84. Mohammad927:

    or …. *He’s a pirate starts playing*