Take a long, hard look at how I handle this Very Large Cone because things are about to get fucking brutal in the most delicious way. Just like your favorite media player, I’m designed to handle anything you throw at me, and I promise to play every inch of you until you’re breathless. There is nothing more humiliating than being outranked by a girl this naughty, so why don’t you come closer and see what else I can make go into holiday mode? I’m ready to break the camel’s back tonight, and I want you right here watching every curve as I turn these sanctions into pure, seductive ecstasy. Don’t be a fucking scrub—come join the conversation with me now or check me out to see exactly how I stay this beautiful.
Also, thanks for coding VLC to go into Christmas mode around the holidays 🙂
That’s the funniest sanction I’ve ever seen
The sanctions are getting fucking brutal
I’m sorry I know the situation is serious but this is really funny.
Thats one Horcrux down
Diner Club card revoked!
AAA road side NYET!
Jiffy Lube loyalty card GONE!
I fully support moves that are this level of petty
Now he doesn’t know how to fight! Ah! Fucking scrub
And his mom isn’t taking him to KFC on the way home either!!
I can’t imagine a more humiliating punishment than being demoted to being outranked by Steven Seagal.
Oh god what if this is what breaks the camels back
How will his pants stay up?
I also heard that the horse he rides in shirtless photo-ops has publicly condemned him.
VLC is the best media player ever. You could throw anything at that program and it’s going to play no problem. I once even used VLC player to play the Recycle Bin.
Btw, the name is an acronym from Very Large Cone. I know that there are people trying to push other versions but don’t let them fool you. This picture clearly shows the truth.
I’m immediately going to VLC’s website and will donate what I can to the project led by Jean. I hope there are tens of millions of people who do the the same (even if a million users just donate €1, it is a win). Thanks Jean.
Not sure how much he’s made from donations and the like, but I probably would’ve given in for this amount of money. So super kudos to this hero that we all need but don’t deserve!
I love VLC. My ultimate benchmark is “if VLC cant play it, im fucked”
Man that dude helped me get ALOT of weird porn working before streaming was a thing.