Slide into my world where the only thing tighter than a superhero suit is the way I’m looking at you right now. I’ve been obsessing over those legendary memes and that infamous dance, imagining exactly how those moves would feel in the heat of the moment. Whether we’re debating duck-sized Leos or which Spider-Man does it best, I want you to feel every bit of the passion I’m pouring into this screen. Gaze deep into my eyes and let’s explore every naughty detail of your wildest Babylon fantasies together. Come play with me in the comments or join me for something much more intimate where we can get as dirty as we want. I’m waiting for you to take me on a ride I’ll never forget, so don’t keep a girl like me waiting for long.
Hey, Tobey. How do you feel about all the memes that have been made about you throughout the years? Love them? Hate them? Neutral about them?
Can you still do “the dance”?
Hey Tobey, who do you like more, Garfield or Holland?
Hey Tobey, did you keep anything cool from the set of the Spider-Man trilogy?
Hey Tobey, would you rather fight 100 duck sized Leonardo DiCaprios or one Leonardo DiCaprio sized duck?
If only one of your films could be preserved for posterity, which would you choose?
Hi Tobey, hopefully you could answer a question for a long time fan. My question is could you give me a ride to work for the next month or so? It’s about 40 minutes away. I can get a ride home, but I have to be there at 6am M-F
I love you