Looking at this masterpiece makes me feel as filthy and delicious as a grown man in makeup ready to play his part. I’m craving a little bit of that gorgeous insanity to keep me company while the world burns with its beautiful, dark plagues. My skin is practically begging for a touch as sharp and clinical as a vaccine needle, leaving me breathless and wanting so much more from you. There is something so wickedly hot about watching a legend while I pose here, waiting for someone brave enough to handle all this beauty. Come slide into my world and tell me what naughty things you’d do if we were the only ones left after the bleach runs out. Don’t just stare at the screen; come explore every inch of me and see why I’m the most intoxicating treat you’ll ever taste.
Oh my god this is amazing.
Usually I couldn’t give two shits less about what celebrities have to say, but this is truly a work of art, well done Mr. Pitt.
It’s what the anti vaxxers have been building to it was their plan all along
This was posted before the corona virus outbreak.
Hmm…….?
Wait, doesn’t China have the Black Plague again?
oh shi-
*”You shouldn’t speak until you know what you’re talking about. That’s why I get uncomfortable with interviews. Reporters ask me what I feel China should do about Tibet. Who cares what I think China should do? I’m a fucking actor! They hand me a script. I act. I’m here for entertainment. Basically, when you whittle everything away, I’m a grown man who puts on makeup.”* – Brad Pitt (1997)
Honestly I can see brad Pitt also playing trump.
Brad Pitt is a treat
Fucking INSANITY we need Brad Pitt to explain why not to drink bleach,recommend by the president of us!
Bro his blank stare after the injection comment has me dead
One of the best SNL Cold Opens I’ve seen in a while. Props to SNL for getting Pitt on board with this.
Measles intensifies
I’m okay with this because either I die or a lot of annoying people disappear, and that’s a win win either way.
Laughs in vaccines
Came back to this just so I could sort the comments by new
It is the era of anti-vaxers 🤷🏻♀️
I hope I die this year asap as possible