You can see every perfect detail of my holiday spirit if you look close enough, and trust me, I’ve got plenty of spicy treats that aren’t on the cafeteria menu. I’m feeling like a real apex predator today, just floating by with that beach-ready look that’s absolutely ready to strike right when you least expect it. My strength range is at its peak, and I’m just waiting for someone brave enough to give this naughty lunch lady a big, tight hug to see how soft I really am. Forget the paper flowers; I want you to appreciate the curves of this handmade masterpiece that I put so much love and sweat into creating. Come find out why they say I’m coming for that swiggity swooty booty and let’s see if you can handle the heat in my kitchen tonight. Tell me what you’re craving most in the comments, or better yet, come check me out and see exactly what I’m hiding behind this proud, seductive smile.
It just needs a big hug. Maybe that’s why they lash out and bite things, nobody will give them a hug.
South Park has taught me not to trust those animals.
Uh…you have a strange idea of what would make someone comfortable seeing an alligator coming for them.
Millions of years of evolution for that beach-ready, apex predator look and you just floating by like a derp
I read the title and 100% expected a floating rubber shoe
Great, now I’m getting torn to shreds by someone that looks like an idiot while doing it, at least let me die in style, man.
Honestly I kind of think it’s ready to strike like that. It uses its tail and limbs to launch itself out of the water , and it kind of looks like it’s right in its strength range for something like that.
Swiggity swooty gator comin’ for that booty
People who actually try hard at their job make schools better.
Absolutely beautiful and her proud smile is the best part!
She’s did an incredible job!!! Every detail is perfect!
This is precious! The more you look, the more details you find. Even little things like paper poinsettia flowers are adorable! (And probably the only thing I could come remotely close to replicating, lol!)
This is so sweet. My mom is a lunch lady so they always have a weird place in my heart.
Oh man. I loved my elementary school lunch lady. Her name was Paula, and I never even got hot lunches. Mine were always sent with me. But she also worked the YMCA shifts, and I was a before and after school kid with the Y. To this day her and the gym teacher were my two fav “teachers” of all time. They were so good to me, and to so many other kids.
This lady likes her job and her kids. It’s wonderful to see people still caring in this world. This makes me so insanely happy.
She deserves to get paid for that kind of skill