Standing tall over the dusty Alabama highway, my curves are the only view that matters while you’re cruising the interstate. You can see every delicious detail of my skin glowing under the southern sun, making you forget all about those boring political jobs and local drama. I’m the real queen you’ve been searching for, a hope so thick and enticing that it’ll have you pulling over just to catch your breath. Forget being anyone’s daughter; I’m the naughty date you’ve been dreaming of, and I’m ready to show you exactly why they want to fund my face across the whole country. Come get a closer look at what’s really fueling those billboards and tell me exactly how I make you feel when we’re alone. Check me out and join the conversation, because this gorgeous immigrant is ready to take more than just your job tonight.
He terk er jerbs!
“but how can he be an immigrant if he’s white” – my neighbor
The real African-American welfare queen
Seen in Alabama. This gives me hope.
How much does one of these billboards cost? Who is funding them? Can we spread them across the country on all major interstate highways?
Voted for Trump/Musk? Lost your job? I can’t feel bad for you.
I believe there is also a billboard in Alabama that says something about remember she’s your daughter not your date sooooo.