Stepping into the steam, I let the warm water bead off my bare skin as I watch my little pinecone respond to my every move. There’s something so primal and beautiful about how it snaps shut when it’s wet, mirroring the way I keep my deepest secrets until the moment is just right. They say my life is a beautiful lie, a gorgeous mask of deception, but don’t you want to peel it back and see the spicy reality underneath? I love playing with the truth while I’m dripping wet, making you wonder what else I’m hiding behind this picture-perfect frame. Come a little closer, join the conversation, and let’s explore the naughty details of what happens when the water starts to run. Check me out and tell me if you can handle a girl who knows exactly how to make nature—and you—react.
*snap*
Mask immediately comes off
I really hope someone who knows her sees this and lets her know she’s full of shit.
People like this are the reason social media is nothing but lies & deception that only add fuel to the rising depression & suicide rates in the world. They paint a false picture of what people’s lives are vs what life is really like. Sad.
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Edit: Too many responses to read, but I hope things like this begin to open people’s eyes to the reality of the internet and social media. I wish these things could be taught in school, because lies like this have existed forever and will continue far into the future, only taking on new forms of deception.
P.S. Thanks for the gold 🙂
What a sad existence
This is what this sub is for. Straight Arrested Developmet scene.
Reminds me of the time someone and her friend drove up to my job and raided our buffet (free for guests, not anyone who walks in…)
They each grabbed like 5 stacked plates of food after coming in. (It was fucking comical if I wasn’t the one refilling the food they stole)
My coworker noticed and asked me to go check the parking lot as they left.
They drove off in a fucking Mercedes…
I hope it spilled on her seats with all the complaints I got about “there is no food left” having to rush a bunch of new stuff out.
She not even driving that rich loser
Hang it by an open window and it’ll tell you when it’s going to rain.
I keep a little pine cone on the shelf above my bathroom sink, and one day after months it fell into some water and to my surprise closed. I was like damn I didn’t know you could do tricks.
When they open for the first time before they fall off the tree they make little snapping noises. The street by my old house did it all at once one day and it was like static for almost an hour
It’s closing its eyes because it doesn’t want to see you naked
Any pine cone nerds willing to share some wisdom on this? Is it just humidity making that thing open up because it’s humid, or is there something else going on?
The idea you of putting a pinecone in your shower and being fascinated by what happens is so adorably human nature to me, if that makes sense.
Like sometimes the little things people do just to do them make me smile.