Too Drunk? Nah, Just Drunk Enough to Deploy My Perfect Modern Torpedoes!

Too Drunk? Nah, Just Drunk Enough to Deploy My Perfect Modern Torpedoes!

Oh, darlings, I’ve heard the chatter about timeless vintage, but tonight, my modern torpedoes are definitely stealing the show, don’t you agree? They’re not just beautiful; they’re absolutely gorgeous, a perfect set standing at attention and ready for admiration. Some might say I was a little too drunk, but I prefer to think I was just drunk enough to ensure these beauties were perfectly deployed for your viewing pleasure. Wouldn’t you love to be right here, up close and personal, to see them in person and perhaps even get a feel for their outstanding presence? So, tell me, what mission do you think we accomplished tonight? Don’t be shy – let me know in the comments, or come explore more of my stunning “assets” wherever you can find me. You won’t regret it.


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20 thoughts on “Too Drunk? Nah, Just Drunk Enough to Deploy My Perfect Modern Torpedoes!

  1. bcstarbuck:

    show them off more they are perfect

  2. deleted:

    So sad to be not at this bar what happen if i was there…

  3. AmbiguousStrife:

    Wish I was there to see them in person. They’re beautiful 😍

  4. popup22:

    Torpedo attack…. I hope no one hurt

  5. Free_Impact3541:

    Gorgeous

  6. rumrun2021:

    Hope you didn’t kill someone

  7. unlucky6999:

    Outstanding!

  8. deleted:

    👍

  9. WesternOne9920:

    Wish I were there to see them up close and personal

  10. yermawslegz:

    Deployed lmao I love it

  11. orangenoise:

    Look’n great

  12. weldgod88:

    Looking amazing

  13. twist2012:

    Well… they ARE spectacular. Do you enjoy the attention?

    How would you like me to express my appreciation for your outfit in public?

  14. Vast-Particular-7085:

    Why they are absolutely perfect 😘😘

  15. MayorOfCakeCity:

    No

  16. Tit_Meister:

    Awesome view!🥵🔥🥰

  17. Germany87:

    No words to describe your body other than perfection

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