Getting Wet on Mars: A Smart Sexy Spoiler Slower Than Nevada

Look at how deep and glistening this frozen crater is, just waiting for someone to explore its every curve. I might be a little slow to reveal my secrets—think Internet Explorer or a Nevada ballot count—but I promise the climax is worth the wait. While everyone else is worried about Nestlé or the Hive, I’m just here wondering if you’re smart enough to handle something this wet and cold. Come get closer and tell me if you want to be the first human to land right in the middle of my icy landscape. I have so much more to show you if you’re brave enough to slide over and check out what else I’m hiding. Let’s get naughty in the search for life together and see just how deep we can go.


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14 thoughts on “Getting Wet on Mars: A Smart Sexy Spoiler Slower Than Nevada

  1. deleted_user:

    So would this be the first place humans might want to be near on arriving ? or is water so common there under the surface that it doesn’t matter ?

  2. deleted_user:

    Maybe Nevada is internet explorer in disguise that’s why they are taking so long

  3. manbat112:

    Bro put a spoiler warning on this

  4. Merlo_24:

    Lmao I love how these Internet explorer jokes never get old.

  5. broman32115:

    “Im smart, I’m just slow”

  6. TravlrAlexander:

    I’m so used to seeing obama memes that I didn’t even see what was wrong at first lmao

  7. ST3N_:

    Actually a good meme lol

  8. DoTheFandango_:

    Even internet explorer is faster than Nevada

  9. Herobrinedanny:

    somehow the original gif looks dumber than the one where he has no nose

  10. July_Sandwich:

    Nestle already purchased it and is charging royalties to post the photo.

  11. Digital-Nomad:

    What is the scale of this image? How big is that crater?

  12. Kanuck88:

    Grab your sticks and pucks !

  13. wrproductions:

    Let’s hope they don’t wake up the Hive.

  14. Terran5618:

    That’s great! I wouldn’t drink water out of the pond in my neighborhood park, but this would be a great place to search for signs of life, right?

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