Forget the Rock, My Mushy Banana Steals the Show: Is It Too Saggy for You?
Oh, honey, I know that rock is impressive, a real behemoth of nature, isn’t it? But let’s be real, did your gaze truly stop there, or did your eyes wander to something a little softer, a little more… *me*? I’ve heard some chatter about my ‘mushy banana’ and whether it’s ‘saggy’ enough to keep you staring, and honestly, I find it quite delicious how much attention my natural curves attract. There’s an undeniable allure in embracing every luscious ripple and gentle sway, don’t you think? It’s not just about what’s big, but what feels oh-so-good to gaze upon. So, darling, why don’t you dive into the comments and tell me what *truly* captured your attention? Or better yet, check out my profile to see even more of what makes me wonderfully, unapologetically *me*.
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- ObviousThrowaway3333: thats a pretty mushy banana
- Eldoroth: More saggy shit, fuck off already