Oh, you thought I was finished? Honey, the squeeze is just getting started! Look at these diamond hands, glistening in the light! I see your shares, your apes, and your rockets to the moon – and it’s making me so wet. Let’s get together and HOLD. You know I’m ready for the new movie, I’m ready to watch these hedge fund managers squirm. Come find me in the comments, tell me what you’re holding, let’s get dirty and ride this rocket together.
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💎🤚 Baby!!!!
Unfortunately for you, we like the stock
💎🖐️ with my 1 share, sorry boys I’m poor!
Just got of the phone with my broker. I told them to modify my software to permanently disable my sell button. They asked if I was retarded – I said, “yes”.
💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🚀🚀
Did they actually lose 70 billion is this confirmation?
Time for a personal rant. I have always only bought ETFs and had no plan to invest in stock market. After hearing that RH banned GME ytd I rage bought one share from another app. What I wanna say is that if RH didn’t try to do shady shits I wouldn’t have even been here in the first place. And I’m sure there are many like me too.
Edit: RH hope you read this cuz the sentiment is definitely shared.
Guys… earlier today I casually told my mom I’m holding GME and gave her some links explaining the whole situation.
A few hours later she messaged me saying she bought 30 shares.
I’m just ready for the new movie in 2024
The Big Squeeze
Staring Paul Rudd as u/DeepFuckingValue
Leonardo DiCaprio as *Random greed HedgeFund manager
and Micheal Cera as random GameStop worker who always believed in the company with 100 shares.
In theaters (hopefully by then 🚀AMC) near you
I DON’T SEE A SELL BUTTON. 🦍 together 💪
HomerBets is the best Bets.
DFV HANDS
WE MUST HOLD UNTIL THEY FOLD