There is something so incredibly intoxicating about finally taking control of every inch of my body and letting a professional give me exactly what I’ve been craving. As the needle slid in, I couldn’t help but admire the way my skin glowed, proving that being a fully protected, vaccinated adult is the ultimate turn-on. I’ve spent far too long waiting for this release, and now that I’m finally covered, I feel more powerful, delicious, and ready for anything. You can see the heat in my eyes as I celebrate this milestone, knowing that my health—and my pleasure—is now entirely in my own hands. I want you to come closer and explore this new, invulnerable version of me, so join the conversation and tell me how you’d handle a woman who knows exactly how to take care of herself. Check me out and let’s get a little deeper into why being this healthy feels so incredibly naughty.
Congratulations for living long enough to get vaccinated.
How were you able to type this with all of your new autism? ^I ^^am ^^^obviously ^^^^kidding.
The struggle is real with writing 2018 in 2019.
My parents was the opposite. They never kept health records, and every time a school wants vaccination records, I get a new series of shots. We moved often.
Last time it was for college, after that I took over my own health records. Then the army also gave me additional shots.
So I am probably the most vaccinated man ever.
Vaccines cause adults
That’s awesome that there’s a chickenpox vaccine now. When I was young, if one kid caught it in the neighborhood everyone else would try to get their kids to catch it so they could “get it over with”
Hmm. I haven’t had any vaccines since I was maybe 12 years old. I am now 52. I wonder if I should do something about that? (seriously)
Today I took my 2 month old for his first round of vaccines. He’s having a tough time with the side effects right now but I know it’s worth it.
I’m from a developing country in the Caribbean. We have a lot of societal issues but I’m thankful that we prioritize vaccinating our children.
Medicine has progressed to the point where infant mortality rates are fractions of what they were even 30 years ago.
I refuse to risk the resurgence of diseases like mumps and measles. Parents, for the good of the individual and the collective vaccinate your children.