Staring at this spot in Tokyo where my grandfather once stood makes my skin tingle with a delicious, heavy heat. There’s something so incredibly erotic about the way time has matured this landscape, leaving me to fill the space with my own curves and burning desires. I’m standing exactly where he did, but I’m wearing much less and thinking about much naughtier ways to celebrate our legacy. Just like that beautiful tree behind me, I’ve grown into something tall, firm, and ready to be handled with reckless abandon. I want you to come closer and tell me if you’d rather explore the history of this city or the secrets I’m hiding beneath my silk. Slide into my world right now and let’s see if you have the stamina to keep up with a girl who loves to play as hard as she looks.
i live in Florida and im pretty sure im allowed to have Claymores
Unless youre in Canada, then you go to jail.
Some states have different stand your ground laws and that’s crazy
I wonder how many people have traveled to recreate similar photos only to find their ancestors decided out of all the empty space to stand in the spot where a skyscraper would eventually be built. From now on, I will try to have urban planning foresight when standing in photos to give my offspring the best chance.
and then you remember you live in europe so you put the gun away and lube up your rear
Man, I hate getting shot when I break in a house
If you break into someones house, you’ve forfeited your right to live.
Personal defense bazooka
“The man who sleeps with a sword beneath his pillow is a fool on every night except the one that matters most.” -some asian philosopher at some point im almost certain
* grabs bullpup with excited intent *
If you think owning a weapon is dangerous think about this: I would rather be shot by someone I know, accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.
Edit: guess people don’t understand this was an office reference
That tree tho
The best time to plant a tree, 73 years ago. The second best time, now
Look how much everything grows
“My grandfather and me”
FTFY.