Seeing a man act with such raw, fearless intensity makes my body ache in all the right places. While everyone else is stuck in a boring Zoom detention, this absolute fucking hero is busy setting my soul on fire with his bravery. I can’t help but let my eyes wander over every detail, imagining those strong, capable hands exploring more than just a burning building. I’m feeling incredibly naughty today, and I want you to come closer and share your wildest thoughts with me. Don’t just stand there staring; come check me out and let’s see if you can handle the heat I’m putting off. I promise I’m much more fun than any screen you’ve been staring at all day.
I gave up taking it seriously, most of everything is just a joke to me now.
Just need to make a cardboard cut out and set it up in front of the web cam.
Hopefully they at least had a few zoom cameras on the desks with all the graffiti on it. Really make it feel like detention
Soooo….
How do you possibly take “Zoom detention” seriously and pay attention in that?
If they had Zoom detentions when I was in 4th grade I’d probably just minimize it and play Minecraft for an hour or something lol.
Yeah I would’ve laughed at them for that one. Nope. Lol
Does the school have a Zoom detention monitor to make sure that your kid is still there doing nothing?
The moment you start taking life seriously is the moment you lose.
Fucking hero. And he did it in under 30 minutes.
Jesus. This man deserves a gofundme page
When he asked if the baby was okay 🥺
This guys deserves the right to not worry about rent bills etc for a while and then get him a job as a fireman no questions asked!!
“Send your bravest delivery boy”
This guy just hard reset nextfuckinglevel.
Fucking Speechless.
When told there may be another child still in the house,
“without hesitation”, he returned to the bedroom upstairs. When he couldn’t find anyone, he began to search for an exit before hearing crying coming from downstairs.
Bostic wrapped his shirt around his mouth and nose as he braved a “black lagoon” of smoke in the stairwell to retrieve the child. As he couldn’t find the door he used through the thick smoke, they returned upstairs where Bostic punched a window out before jumping to the ground while making sure the child landed safely.
“Josh, this is a great video and all, I’m glad those kids are okay, I am, but the house was one block past the fire. It really would have saved us a lot of grief if you’d start prioritizing the team, okay? And that’s a no on paying for oil changes, while I have you.”
EDIT: “Hey Josh, Bryce again. If they cut the shirt off of you it’s another $60. Just had a cooler meeting with Brihtknee and she can’t work Rosh Hashanah, call me.”
“You did good, kid. But bad news… Technically that’s breaking and entering and attempted kidnapping so we do have to arrest you.”
Oh.. I know what floor my room is on.. I just don’t know where my Room Is…
I can smell this picture.
And the faint smell of bleach.
Even the carpet is the same !
very very very relatable
OP, blink twice if you are stuck in the backrooms.
Sorry I was never rich enough to go to a hotel with a pool… I was more of “which side of this couch is probably more comfortable to lay on” lol
fuck how did you get my location