
Oh, honey, you think *this* is bad? Just wait until you see what I’m cooking up! Feeling naughty and mischievous is my speciality, and the comments got me so hot, especially when you talk dirty! Thinking of going further? You’ll have to upvote my offer to find out what I have in store for you. It’s a game, a very sensual one, and you’re invited to play. What do you say, wanna join? Come chat with me and let’s see where the night goes.
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Wtf ice age baby taking his revenge? We won’t let this happen
BOI
I’m in dental school and can confirm half of the classes are on attacking tongues and the other half are on asking people questions while we have instruments in their mouths
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth once
He said it was acci*dental*
That’s actually Air Force Number Two
No way! I thought that only happens in movies.
High effort, props
See you in hot.
Surely it can’t get any worse? And don’t call me Shirley!
I read that as Wii 3
I picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue…..
*sees ice age baby *
Me: We’re all gonna die!!
My problems are gangbanging me right now
“So how’s your life going?”
“Uhhh”
“I told you not to speak while I fix your tooth”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“So how’s the family?”
I hope they remember you all.
Best boss fight in that game ngl
Just do it Jesus Christ it’s like if Thanos was played by Ned Flanders here
I’m so excited guys
You bleed because you don’t floss.
The hardest decisions require the greatest wills
This isn’t the real Chloe.
I’d toss that “famous” pill out in a heartbeat.
Zero desire to have me or my family known/stalked by strangers and shutterbug paparazzi.
I’ll never understand how people desire that, it just doesn’t appeal to me at all.
I love democracy
1. Go back 15 years
2. Invest in stocks
3. Become famous
The real Chloe is still a little girl, this one has tattoos.
We live in a meme reality simulation.
I’m just glad we could all be here, sharing this moment, together.
This is naked gun slapstick level
Everyone looking at each other like “You tell him!”
His “toilet paper on shoe inspector” is so fired tomorrow…You know the security guys saw it and said, nah fuck it, not my circus, not my monkeys.
Stops at the top of the stairs to remind us he’s taking a stand on the important tissues of the day.
Please let this be real
I don’t get how this happened? He took a giant Trump Dump at the White House, then got in a limo, then boarded AF1 with it still on his shoe?
Why didn’t anybody tell him? Does everyone close to him hate him?
That is actually a fragment of the US constitution although he uses it for the same purpose.
This is irrefutable proof that we’re living in an exceptionally shitty work of fiction.
National Lampoon’s American Presidency.
Dread it…
I don’t feel so good…
Edit: funny….. I predicted the future
Excuse me? Thanos did not take a poll! Thanos, our Great Titan lord, simply brought balance. Polls are not balance!
My name was Woodie626. Remember that.
I subscribed so you can ban me.
We’re in the endgame now.
What’s the way you guys are working on?