There I was, arching my back against the Parisian skyline, trying to capture something beautiful while the world watched my every move. I didn’t expect that naughty little bin to flip its lid the moment I showed off what was tucked so tightly into my denim. Getting physical with the trash was a total rush, especially when I took that hit like a girl who knows exactly how to handle a little rough play. My skin was humming under the Eiffel Tower’s glow, and even a little concussion couldn’t stop me from looking this mouth-watering while I went down. You know you want to see more of how I handle getting dirty, so why don’t you come closer and tell me your filthiest thoughts? Click through to see the rest of my Parisian nights—I promise I’m even more delicious when I’m being a little reckless.
He’s looking up the weather forecast: There’s gonna be light showers.
Beware taking out trash lest trash take out you.
Oi dickheads, pay me $50,000 and I’ll make sure that I won’t repost it back again.
Chancellor Katehi who ordered the clearing of the quad and tried to bury the pepper spray incident went down in a flurry of controversies. She was taking money from an academic publisher and a for profit college which were conflicts of interest. As well there was some oddness with the hiring of family members. Students occupied the admin buildings in protest and Fire Katehi was graffitied all over campus.
Ultimately, the president of the UCs intervened. UC Davis hired a guy from Georgia Tech to replace her. He seems to be an improvement.
Took the hit and circled back for more. Respect.
That bin definitely flipped its lid
I would have first started to cry, then beat the inanimate object senseless until I hurt myself again and started crying again.
You handled this better than I would have.
I call BS. The grass is not that green. I have proof if you want it
Im interested in the honda civic
I went to school with someone who would always stop when something like this happened and say “Are you okay? I need to know if you’re okay before I laugh at you.” That’s what I thought of here. You okay?
OP, we did. We did very much enjoy seeing you snag that concussion via garbage can. Thank you.
Your reaction to grab your cell out of your back pocket in less than a second. 🥇
Guess it’s not erased from the internet
Payed means to seal a wooden boat to prevent leaks. The word you were looking for is paid.
Don’t forget to have the occasional rude commuter hitting you with their bag and then dead staring you.
*Next stop Bedroom Plaza ….Doors opening on the right*
Dude better be careful and pay attention or someone will pickpocket him for those two fancy rolls of TP.
The smell probably takes him back…
Not enough people have peed in there to be a believable subway.
Tickets please
When someone touches your neck
Looks like Dali got ahold of it
Me: “What happened to you tower? Did he hit you again?”
Tower: “No, Eiffel”
That tower got some moves.
Can we literally redesign the Eiffel Tower to look like this!
Go home, Eiffel Tower. You’re drunk.