Dirty basement wormhole: Fucked up high voltage plasma that demands total user retention

Watching the violet glow of this plasma dance inside the vacuum chamber is so mesmerizing that I can’t help but feel a little dirty just being near it. There is a raw, high-voltage energy pulsating through this basement that makes every inch of my skin tingle with anticipation. I love the way the light catches my curves as we dive deep into this fourth state of matter, creating a visual wormhole you’ll want to binge on for hours. It’s a beautiful, seductive display of power that leaves me breathless and wanting so much more than just a science experiment. Come join the conversation with me and tell me your darkest thoughts, or check me out to see exactly how I handle all this heat. I promise the retention will be well worth the wait while we play in the dark together.


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11 thoughts on “Dirty basement wormhole: Fucked up high voltage plasma that demands total user retention

  1. deleted_user:

    we’re proud of your dad too

  2. deleted_user:

    This needs to be seen by more people

  3. Brosman:

    I felt dirty just watching this video. I feel like I would have to burn my PC if I did what the guy in this video did. I have zero idea how YouTube has not picked up on this, especially when that algorithm is getting hits on these videos. It shouldn’t matter if it’s advertised or not this is fucked up.

  4. Not_Anywhere:

    I felt uncomfortable watching this

  5. an0nym0ose:

    The algorithm isn’t glitching out; it’s doing what it’s designed to do. The recommended videos in the sidebar are geared toward clicks.

    Try this: find a type of video that you know people binge. Off the top of my head – Critical Role is a good one, as is any video that features Ben Shapiro. Watch one or two of their videos, and you’ll notice that your recommended content is suddenly *full* of either Talks Machina videos (related to Critical Role) or LIBERAL FEMINAZI DESTROYED videos (Shapiro).

    These videos are recommended because people tend to watch a lot of them back to back. They’re the videos with the greatest *user retention.* Youtube’s number one goal is to get you to watch ads, so it makes sense that they would gear their algorithm toward videos that encourage people to binge. However, one quirk inherent in this system is that extremely specific content (like the aforementioned D&D campaign and redpill-baiting conversationalist) will almost *immediately* lead you down a “wormhole” of a certain type of content. This is because people who either stumble upon this content or are recommended it tend to want to dive in because it’s very engaging very immediately.

    The fact that a brand new Google account was led straight to softcore kiddie porn, combined with the fact that Youtube’s suggested content is weight extremely heavily toward user retention should tell you a lot about this kind of video and how easily Youtube’s system can be gamed by people looking to exploit children. Google *absolutely needs to put a stop to this*, or there’s a real chance at a class-action lawsuit.

  6. Lolujelly:

    It is so fucking unreal that all it took was 2 clicks. This is absolutely abhorrent

  7. NocturnalWageSlave:

    Just give me a real competitor and I swear I wont even look back.

  8. covid1975:

    That’s awesome!! My dad created a beer fridge in our basement. He took our old fridge and moved it to the basement and filled it with beer. He’s also quite proud of himself.

    Edit: thanks all for the love! Finally my dad added some value in my life!

  9. everton992000:

    Is your dad the one who shrunk the kids?

  10. BlurpleNurplez:

    I love how he used a shaker cup ball lol. That thing is tight! Is your dad a physicist or just a hobbiest that knows science?

  11. someguyontheintrnet:

    Can’t you create plasma by microwaving a grape? I remember reading something like that somewhere.

    Edit: Many have confirmed that a grape cut in half and touching slighting will in fact create plasma when microwaved. It can also be done with a lit match or candle, and apparently helps if you place a pyrex bowl over it. Also, people are saying don’t try to make plasma in a microwave you plan of keeping around. Thanks, Fam!

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