Step into my sweltering kitchen where the heat is high and I am feeling even hotter in this skin-tight chef’s gear. Everyone says I look more like the guy from Ratatouille than the character himself, but I promise I’m way more fun to play with after hours. I love the way the steam clings to my body while I work, and I’m looking for someone brave enough to see what’s really hidden under my hat. Come join the conversation and tell me your naughtiest kitchen fantasies, or check me out to see how I handle the pressure when things get truly messy. I’m ready to serve you exactly what you’ve been craving, so don’t keep a girl waiting. I want to show you that I have much better moves than a cartoon character when we are all alone.
Send picture to Disney… Get role for live action Ratatouille.
You look more like the guy from ratatouille than the guy from ratatouille looks like the guy from ratatouille
Protip: every couple hours, randomly make a spastic motion with an arm or a hand. If someone notices, just kinda smile and play it off. Alternate between a hat with a rat silhouette and one without. Mumble to yourself just out of earshot of your coworkers. Really sell the whole thing. Then, after a year or so, just stop. Make no mention of it ever again
I showed just the picture to my wife and didn’t say anything. She just says “ratatouille.”
You should apply at Disney Land to work in a Restaurant there xD
hey, you look like the guy from ratatouille
Linguiiineeeeee!