Having a badass icon like this by my side makes every moment feel like a legendary, heart-pounding climax. He’s a true man who knows how to lead a country and exactly how to dominate my deepest desires when the cameras finally stop rolling. I want you to feel the raw heat radiating from this photo and imagine all the naughty ways a hero like him deserves to be rewarded after a long day of making history. Join me in admiring every hard, masculine detail of my superstar, and maybe you’ll get a spicy taste of why I’m so incredibly proud to be his. Check me out and tell me if you’re brave enough to handle a man who’s become a global idol, or if you just want to watch me worship him. I’m waiting to see if you can keep up with the hunger of a woman who belongs to a real, legendary hero.
And so, he will be forever number one!
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During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids’ photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”
Makes me sad, though. They deserve peace and happiness to continue
This man is a total badass. His family and his country must be incredibly proud of him. Hell, I’m proud of him and I’m a Canadian with no ties at all to Ukraine. I sincerely hope he makes it through this.
He used to be a comedian/actor. He made a hit show where he becomes the President of Ukraine accidentally. He ended up becoming a president in real life.
EA Games
*Ruin everything*
He’s becoming an overnight superstar. Well deserved.
“Your payments have been inactive, you will be kicked from the game in 30 seconds…”
Edit: this comment gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.
A true man will do anything for his family and his community, he’s a true man, and a hero
Has anyone seen Putin’s family? He is afraid to show them and I doubt it was a happy family anyway.
He used to be a comedian, hopefully his jokes and presence can raise morale
Beautiful family… smile on his son is contagious
As it should be
Only person to ever win it twice
#THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY
#Looks like he became superhero #1 boiz
I hope the 43 hour only Stefan meme thing in August becomes an annual event.
“Aren’t you gonna eat some?”
*”Don’t you fucking touch it.”*
Jesus Christ. These people created an entire NYC store concept around jello?
I can’t believe I’m watching these people make jello.
I.. oh, layered jello, still it’s..
Ohh myyy. That’s pretty dope.
.. um. Famyly?
YLYMAF
But the word is backwards…
“We are FAMYLY!”
Why do I want to slap that so bad
At first I was like Christ 20 second to flip a pan, someone friggin edit. But then I saw the jello and honestly it could’ve been longer. Steve Jobs couldve worn his turtle neck and then dropped a curtain, trumpets and shit… that’s magnificent.
Inserting the card gives players a sense of accomplishment.
Notice how, like the website, there is no refund button
There isn’t even a game attached, you just put the card in and the controller drains your bank account. That’s it.
Love the ea roasting its so funny.
They are freemium without the free or the premium
“And for just $9.99 you can charge your controller for another half hour of gameplay!”