Harder Than a Dad Joke: My Peak Evolution is Ahead of Your Curve

I’m sitting here thinking about how my body is truly the peak of evolution, waiting for a man who knows how to handle a curve that’s always ahead of the rest. You might be used to disappointed looks at the office, but I’m ready to be the boss of your wildest fantasies and make things get a little ruff in the best way possible. I know you’re looking for me, and I promise that checking me out will be the most satisfying part of your entire workday. I’m feeling incredibly naughty and appreciative of how good I look in this light, so why don’t you come a little closer and join the conversation with me? Every inch of me is designed to be admired, and I’m just waiting for you to tell me exactly how you’d play with your favorite new toy. Forget Dunder Mifflin and come see what real peak performance looks like when the clothes come off.


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8 thoughts on “Harder Than a Dad Joke: My Peak Evolution is Ahead of Your Curve

  1. deleted_user:

    Do these dads work in the Dunder Mifflin paper company?

  2. deleted_user:

    Say what you want but Dad jokes are peak of humor evolution

  3. TehFuzziest:

    Yeh when i say dad jokes in work they look at me disappointed still, but its what makes it more hilarious, still i actually enjoyed this meme its what i wish it would be

  4. triplecheckraise:

    Boss: Hey Peter I’m looking for you

    Dad: Hi looking for you I’m Peter

    Boss: You are fired

    Dad: No I’m Peter

  5. Stefan0_:

    Dog 1: How was work today?

    Dog 2: It was Ruff…

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    (I’m sorry)

  6. Jrummps:

    I’m 23 years old, and all of my jokes have been dad jokes for the past five years. I’m ahead of the curve.

  7. TriPpycheesE__:

    This meme is good tier, to me at least, thanks Op

  8. dgw5:

    Dad Jokes work differently in Different Environments.

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