Slide into the backseat with me and witness exactly what a real SOMA ULTE looks like when the lights go low and the heart starts racing. I know I’ve got you feeling a bit high and breathless, just like a midnight drive where every curve feels a little bit illegal and a whole lot of fun. Watch how the light hits my body while those galaxy shirts fade into the background, leaving only the raw heat between us to guide the way through the dark. I’m the kind of soul mate who isn’t afraid to get a little wet or take you to places you’ve only explored in your naughtiest, most blurred fantasies. Don’t just stand there staring at my reflection like a deer in headlights; come a little closer and tell me if you’re truly ready to handle a girl this mouth-watering. Check out my private stash and let’s see if we can make our parallel lines finally cross in the most delicious way tonight.
The good old “ this picture is illegal” karma farm
I thought it was a looney toons style painted wall
But I’m confused.
This is winnie the pooh.
Why is it banned ? Winnie has looked like this for decades…
I’ll admit I don’t see the resemblance between them but the unbelievable insecurity of the Chinese to this is way funnier than the actual comparison.
Out of the loop, why Winnie the Pooh?
Credit to @_fuckjordan on insta
i lost it when he was like i am high and the relief in his voice knowing its safe to keep driving lol
I figured it was water. But driving at night after a long day, that would probably scare the shit outta me too lol
Was low key hoping the second car would drive through the left lane and fall off the face of the earth
Lmfao! This would totally be me if I saw that shit… wth thats some shit bro!
I tried to figure every possible solution for that out in my head. A tunnel, a sinkhole but I never thought about a rain puddle.
Don’t drive high folks hahaha
This mfer was definitely high
every one SOMA ULTE until 2 man with galaxy shirts pop up
Does this mean the 2 guys are SOMA ULTES?
I think me and my soul mates are like parallel lines
We will be having so much in common
*But I guess we never gonna meet*
SUL OMTE A
Can anyone explain why SUL is green and A is red?
I don’t get the galaxy shirt thing ,why is it black?