I’m the kind of girl who loves being the center of a wild, twenty-five man circle jerk that leaves everyone breathless. Seeing those upvotes rise gets me so wet, knowing you’re all watching me play in such a scandalous, interrupted gang bang. My body is a playground for your filthiest thoughts, and I want you to feel every inch of this gold-worthy experience with me. Don’t just stand there and watch; I need you to join this naughty party and show me how much you appreciate a real beauty in action. Come check out exactly what happens when the lights go down and the clothes come off for a crowd. Let’s start a conversation that’s even more explosive than this headline and see how deep we can go together.
Officers, thank god you’re here! Those men, they tried to have sex with me!!
“I ask everyone not to extend it to my homeland, or to my political community”
How can we not draw links to your political affiliation, chief? You fought tooth and nail to erase gay rights only to be caught fucking TWENTY-FOUR men.
Are we meant to just conveniently gloss over that minor detail?
Why is this SUCH a consistent thing? Anti-gay politician turns out to be hella gay. Just why?
I live in a smol city, like, really smol
when your country is not mentioned in the comments: *just like the simulations*
Wakanda
This is not a new template
Edit: how the fuck did this post get 160k upvotes? It’s not even a good meme, it’s just following a circle jerk.
Edit 2: Now it’s on 187k, some people must be really dumb or something to allow for this to happen.
What have I missed and how do I become a millionaire?
Do the coins do anything? If you only ever use mobile, how do you know if you’ve gotten one?
Mother fucker I’ve been upvoting every post I see since before this stupid coin lie came out
Shit I even unupvote my own posts/comments and upvote all the comments on a post I like
(Edit: idk who gave me gold but tysm that’s pretty cool of you, thanks for giving me my first gold)
25 men is a lot of men for a homophobe
> A source in the local police told the newspaper: “We interrupted a gang bang.”
Great newspaper quotes of our time.
He had drugs in his bag too. Damn, what a party.
Talk about your super spreader events…
“He announced his resignation as an MEP on Sunday, and asked people to treat the matter as “strictly personal” to him.
“I ask everyone not to extend it to my homeland, or to my political community,” he added.”
So “strictly personal” for him but not any other person that is LGBTQ. Got it.
“Oh and please don’t tell the people back home I’m a fucking hypocrite”.
> Szájer, who fronted Fidesz in the European Parliament, helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to “protect the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman,”
Because of course, it’s not enough for themselves to be in the closet, they need everyone else with them and if they won’t hide who they are then they must be shamed.
Fuck this guy.
Which apparently happens in quantity.
Two dozen I could understand, but 25? That’s perverse!
can confirm this is 100% accurate
luxembourg
Top 3 things that bring people together:
1. Sports
2. Music
3. Hearing someone scream your country
Czech Republic!!!!
Mongolia boys
Better yet mentioned in Anime
Estonia
vatican city
I live in a big country and I’m still surprised when it’s mentioned
New Zealand and it’s shocking covid record!