I decided to give this poor table a real challenge today by letting my heavy juggernauts rest right on top of it. You can practically hear the wood groaning under the weight of these massive church bells while I wait for my double drink to arrive. I know exactly what you’re thinking when you see them spilling out like this, and trust me, they feel even better than they look. Would you like to come over and see if your little French fry can handle being next to such a powerful pair? I love when eyes wander, so don’t be shy about staring at these Hindenburgs while we get to know each other better. Come talk to me right now and tell me exactly where you’d like me to lay these heavy beauties down for you.
She looks like the pornstar Cathy Heaven
You put your penis next to those juggernauts it’s going to look like a French fry next to a church bell 🔔
Bartender, can I get a double too?
Cathy Heaven
Hindenburgs
Imagine asking her what she brings to the table in a relationship.
How come there is no women like this where I go 🙁
Lay those on my forehead!