I know you can’t keep your eyes off these big, round, expensive curves that I’ve worked so hard to perfect just for your viewing pleasure. Every inch of this smooth plastic skin is designed to be worshipped, standing firm and proud while begging for your undivided attention. Do you prefer the way they look when they’re pushed together, or are you too busy wondering just how heavy they feel in the palm of your hand? I love reading all your dirty little comments about my unnatural shape, so why don’t you come closer and tell me exactly what you’d do to them? Let’s get a little more personal—come check me out and join the wet, wild conversation waiting for you behind the scenes. I’m waiting to show you every inch of my spicy silhouette, so don’t be shy about coming to play with me right now.
Awful.
Shouldn’t be in this sub or use that flair, it doesn’t count if they’re fake (and bad fakes at that).
Fake
Plastic
Fake
Fake
Fake
Unnatural
Bad fake
Asymmetrical
Expensive.
Fake
Angry
Fake
Looks like you used a coupon for those
Biggie Smalls aka ones bigger than the other
Fake
Fake
Round
Fake, you are 40ish, how old are they?
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