
Alright, fellas, let’s be real… the only thing better than a perfect drive is a little distraction! I’m serving up some serious curves today, guaranteed to make your game interesting, and maybe even a little “hard.” π Imagine the possibilities: slow play, missed putts, and a whole lotta fun off the course. Think you could handle a round with me? Tell me in the comments β what would YOU be thinking about on the green? Come see what all the fuss is about. ππ₯
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Nice boobs
Golf sucks. Tits rock. I’d escort you to the 19th hole and then to the nearest bed far, far away from the links.
Definitely worse. Probably couldnβt even get the club on the ball.
Iβd just play slower. Holy hell.
With you. Better. At golf. Completely rubbish!
Oh probably worse
Be βhardβ to concentrate on the game !
Worse but Iβd still have the best round ever.
Much better!
Much worse I think.
You will absolutely increase my handicap…lol
We would leaving the course and headed to the 19th hole..lol
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Oh, weβd have to have some unique golf games to play, sweetheart. Would definitely want to pinch and suck on those glorious nipples every time either one of us sinks a putt
I doubt I could hit the ball!!
Are we talking whack fuck or something else??ππβ€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯πβ€οΈππ»π»
My stick would be long and hard π