There's a lot more back story that than i care to go into. Just gonns have to trust me on this one.
That doesn't really sound sociopathic... A lot of people do that in the form of marriage and end up ruining their life because they get a divorce and lose everything.
That's not the laundry in her hand.
I'm hot bro, no worries *finger guns*
Hopefully you'll be doing the tying, amirite
Wife might not like that right now.
God I fucking hate that word "Wifey"
Any female that comes with an Eames chair is worth her weight in gold.
I know it's intentional. Doesn't mean it's not obnoxious haha
Yes she's wifey material
http://i.imgur.com/FhbtgBO.gif
She'll either be a perfectly stacked cutie pie or a 63-year-old Russian grandmother. There is no middle ground.
It's intentional, it's actually said that way in this case.
I am more this is affair material.
http://imgur.com/gTdfCRn
[Helga Lovekaty](http://imgur.com/a/KpEwN)
From State Farm?
product placement! *gone right*
Someone tell me how you cope with the fact that you'll never fuck a beautiful woman.
even better mistress material!
That "Y" at the end of wife bothers me too much.
She's promoting some bullshit in the pic
*sighs mournfully*
if only the requisite choice for how much wifey material a woman was, was how hot they looked in a bikini
Does anyone know what kind of supplement that is?
Nice neckbeard title. Shows your inexperience.
Naw man. You don't wife a girl like that, you mistress her. Keeps her incentivized to maintain that look.
From the helga's I've seen on here I'd take my chances.
Might be a funy killer but.... anytime someone says "wifey material" all I can think of is my sociopathic ex coworker. Who would "joke" that he'd put his seed in her even though he wasn't fully commited to her but becasue she was hot he wanted her to get pregnant so he could have her all to himself. FUCK YOU JAKE!
She's super sexy and all, but wifey material? Yeah, sounds like a great idea to marry a chick that poses nude for all of the Internet to see. More like "caught my wife fucking 3 dudes at once" material. Call me crazy
She's like a prettier, classier Mia Khalifa.
Some nice boobs right there.
Another hot 'helga'. I am begining to think helga is a name to chase after if I ever get tied up in a blind date.
Much appreciated, name is Helga Lovekaty for the uninitiated
Yeah cuz hes actually pursuing her. /s
Way to project your own inadequacies though :P
God that video is fabulous. Who is that guy?
Its a win win
This old German woman, hot?
what year is it?
[Hot vs Crazy Matrix](https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk) Careful with this one! Sure is good looking.
Good luck with trying to turn her in to "wifey material " you will need to be really high on the male scale of also perfection or some millions on the bank.
Take it back a notch, Jaden.
Busty petite + marriage & time = saggy and in constant need of back massages
Idk I wish I could buy him a lifetime supply of beer.
Why? Can she cook?
There's a lot more back story that than i care to go into. Just gonns have to trust me on this one.
That doesn't really sound sociopathic... A lot of people do that in the form of marriage and end up ruining their life because they get a divorce and lose everything.
That's not the laundry in her hand.
I'm hot bro, no worries *finger guns*
Hopefully you'll be doing the tying, amirite
Wife might not like that right now.
God I fucking hate that word "Wifey"
Any female that comes with an Eames chair is worth her weight in gold.
I know it's intentional. Doesn't mean it's not obnoxious haha
Yes she's wifey material
http://i.imgur.com/FhbtgBO.gif
She'll either be a perfectly stacked cutie pie or a 63-year-old Russian grandmother. There is no middle ground.
It's intentional, it's actually said that way in this case.
I am more this is affair material.
http://imgur.com/gTdfCRn
[Helga Lovekaty](http://imgur.com/a/KpEwN)
From State Farm?
product placement! *gone right*
Someone tell me how you cope with the fact that you'll never fuck a beautiful woman.
even better mistress material!
That "Y" at the end of wife bothers me too much.
She's promoting some bullshit in the pic
*sighs mournfully* if only the requisite choice for how much wifey material a woman was, was how hot they looked in a bikini
Does anyone know what kind of supplement that is?
Nice neckbeard title. Shows your inexperience.
Naw man. You don't wife a girl like that, you mistress her. Keeps her incentivized to maintain that look.
From the helga's I've seen on here I'd take my chances.
Might be a funy killer but.... anytime someone says "wifey material" all I can think of is my sociopathic ex coworker. Who would "joke" that he'd put his seed in her even though he wasn't fully commited to her but becasue she was hot he wanted her to get pregnant so he could have her all to himself. FUCK YOU JAKE!
She's super sexy and all, but wifey material? Yeah, sounds like a great idea to marry a chick that poses nude for all of the Internet to see. More like "caught my wife fucking 3 dudes at once" material. Call me crazy
She's like a prettier, classier Mia Khalifa.
Some nice boobs right there.
Another hot 'helga'. I am begining to think helga is a name to chase after if I ever get tied up in a blind date.
Much appreciated, name is Helga Lovekaty for the uninitiated
Yeah cuz hes actually pursuing her. /s Way to project your own inadequacies though :P
God that video is fabulous. Who is that guy?
Its a win win
This old German woman, hot?
what year is it?
[Hot vs Crazy Matrix](https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk) Careful with this one! Sure is good looking.
Good luck with trying to turn her in to "wifey material " you will need to be really high on the male scale of also perfection or some millions on the bank.
Take it back a notch, Jaden.
Busty petite + marriage & time = saggy and in constant need of back massages
Idk I wish I could buy him a lifetime supply of beer.
Oh man. I'd wife her so hard.