I’d pick up that hitchhiker
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Candy D from femjoy

But first, I'd like to know said hitchhiker's name so that I could... uhh... look her up on google and see if she has a criminal record? Someone help me out here.

And nobody would ever believe me :(

And it would be worth every one of those outcomes.

Fake. Not a real hitchhiker.

Seems legit.

I think you are mistaking this prostitute for a hitchhiker, save that story for the police

She would be so raped doing that for real, lol.

As a fellow engineer, I figure the same odds. I would still probably say "Ah, fuck it," and give her a lift.

So would I. It would be worth the inevitable robbery or murder.

No, I would not. What is a topless, sexy woman doing hitching a ride on a lonely road? Maybe it is the engineer in me, but I calculate that the probability of a negative outcome is ~99%.

Sadly, I have to agree that I would probably consider that the 1% chance might be worth it.

There's no way she has any money on her in those little shorts. How's she going to pay for gas? ... oh wait.

I wouldn't pick her up. It's a trick. She plans on killing me, robbing my corpse, and picking up her boyfriend down the road. I'm nobody's fool.