Well my night just got harder, so thanks for that.
A hard dicking will start off your day proper.
You obviously haven't gone deep enough.
That's a hot way to live.
I'd love to make them easier for you!
Not sure if I'm missing a joke here, but apples don't contain any caffeine...
I'm totally still waiting for an original joke, but I'm over all impressed with the puns XD
Just checked your comment history....
You are one angry little man, aren't you?
Missy you look stunning
My mornings would be hard too if that was my first in the morning view.
Morning wood.......is best when shared.
There are still hard jones bro!! You just gotta work hard for em ;)
Pls be NZ? I make a house calls for horny women in need of morning meat.
I would suggest a lighter roasted coffee as the small boost to caffeine may be helpful.
Call me morning.
Yes indeed, seems mornings are difficult for me too.
You put "hard" in your title. How's that going for you?
I still haven't figured out what it is that provokes this.
Okay you BBW. There's always a market for that fetish.
Apples contain more caffeine than a coffee, if you like fruit in the morning.
You're thinking about how apples may be more effective at waking you up, due to their sugar content and using your jaw
Agreed! Mornings are HARD!
What a sight to wake up to.
Do a line and cook some chicken?
Let me help make them easier.
I imagine he's got a chip on his shoulder, rather his whole shoulder is missing.
My mornings would be hard too if I see that just when I wake up.
WILL I EVER LIVE THIS DOWN
omg, soooo beautiful.
Everyone beat me to the 'hard' jokes...
Also lets be clear about who's 'unhappy' here because you're the one going around being unneasisaraly negative. I'm stoked bro you're the one who's unhappy :)
It's cute that you think I care... It's cuter that you think your pety comments make any difference to me posting at all. Honey you didn't get in the way of my anything you're insignificant to me xo
thats what she said!......lame I know
Missyleejones...so hot right now.
If you didnt have to take selfies in the morning, your mornings would be easier. But that's just the sacrifice you make for us. And we are eternally grateful.
Lol whatever helps you sleep at night.
Have a good one :)
what if i like meat in the morning?
Hold my grande iced mocha latte FRAP with a twist, I'm going in!
Have something like pork with roasted apple for breakfast?
How did you know my name was mornings!?
You're telling me.
He's got a comment with 46 downvotes. Good lord.
You are without a doubt my favourite poster here
And now they're hard for me... Thanks :P
this is not gonewild, go get your rocks off somewhere else
I'm addicted
Yeah. Suck in that negative personality you guy who probably didn't get girls in high school.
It's so poorly explained i read it like 5 times and still don't get it
Well my night just got harder, so thanks for that.
A hard dicking will start off your day proper.
You obviously haven't gone deep enough.
That's a hot way to live.
I'd love to make them easier for you!
Not sure if I'm missing a joke here, but apples don't contain any caffeine...
I'm totally still waiting for an original joke, but I'm over all impressed with the puns XD
Just checked your comment history.... You are one angry little man, aren't you?
Missy you look stunning
My mornings would be hard too if that was my first in the morning view.
Morning wood.......is best when shared.
There are still hard jones bro!! You just gotta work hard for em ;)
Pls be NZ? I make a house calls for horny women in need of morning meat.
I would suggest a lighter roasted coffee as the small boost to caffeine may be helpful.
Call me morning.
Yes indeed, seems mornings are difficult for me too.
You put "hard" in your title. How's that going for you?
I still haven't figured out what it is that provokes this.
Okay you BBW. There's always a market for that fetish.
Apples contain more caffeine than a coffee, if you like fruit in the morning.
You're thinking about how apples may be more effective at waking you up, due to their sugar content and using your jaw
Agreed! Mornings are HARD!
What a sight to wake up to.
Do a line and cook some chicken?
Let me help make them easier.
I imagine he's got a chip on his shoulder, rather his whole shoulder is missing.
My mornings would be hard too if I see that just when I wake up.
WILL I EVER LIVE THIS DOWN
omg, soooo beautiful.
Everyone beat me to the 'hard' jokes...
Also lets be clear about who's 'unhappy' here because you're the one going around being unneasisaraly negative. I'm stoked bro you're the one who's unhappy :)
It's cute that you think I care... It's cuter that you think your pety comments make any difference to me posting at all. Honey you didn't get in the way of my anything you're insignificant to me xo
thats what she said!......lame I know
Missyleejones...so hot right now.
If you didnt have to take selfies in the morning, your mornings would be easier. But that's just the sacrifice you make for us. And we are eternally grateful.
Lol whatever helps you sleep at night. Have a good one :)
what if i like meat in the morning?
Hold my grande iced mocha latte FRAP with a twist, I'm going in!
Have something like pork with roasted apple for breakfast?
How did you know my name was mornings!?
You're telling me. He's got a comment with 46 downvotes. Good lord.
You are without a doubt my favourite poster here
And now they're hard for me... Thanks :P
this is not gonewild, go get your rocks off somewhere else
I'm addicted
Yeah. Suck in that negative personality you guy who probably didn't get girls in high school.
It's so poorly explained i read it like 5 times and still don't get it