Busty petite doesn't necessarily mean "a dwarf with big boobs"..
No guys, it's my girlfriend and we're having sex right now. We're having so much sex and laughing at everyone on the internet who is not having so much sex like us!
You mean [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-VcLOEGnjo), right???
Whew. It went from "horrifying mutant freak who shouldn't exist" to just "skinnyfat".
My girlfriend is built similarly to this. Skinny, tanned, and DDD boobs, and her necklace is her name. So, maybe this girl's necklace is her name.
[Skinnyfat is a long-established widespread term for the growing epidemic of people with obese body fat percentages and low muscle mass](http://time.com/14407/the-hidden-dangers-of-skinny-fat/)
Those are long fingers.
So what? The girl in the picture reminds him of his girlfriend. He mentioned that his girl looks like this, including the stats. It makes sense.
Are all people who comment on porn so insecure they can't handle someone mentioning their girlfriend?
I think we got the best of the set.
ehhhh I wouldn't do that if I were you. I'll probably have too much to do that day...
edit: really though, why would you say that lol
all i see are back problems and fun bags that wont be played with that much due to the size and real estate those things cover.
Can't talk; too much sexin.
Ah, that makes sense. Someone else suggested dog tags as a possibility.
Also, you're gf is built like this? No offense, but I hate you right now.
Edit: a lot of down votes for the joke. Ah well, such is reddit.
Didn't even realize that
There is a hand in the photo? Oh, yeah, you are right.
As I already said: I encourage anybody to identify even the slightest hint of definition.
They look like they've never lifted a muscle in their lives.
Youre definitely a virgin hahaha
Holy Christ is she hot
Her hand got flattened by her giant boob...
I wouldn't agree that photoshop=cropped but i guess the white balance is changed a little bit?
Oh and btw the image you linked still isn't the original (it is cropped slightly more on the bottom than the other image her right knee is a giveaway.)
EDIT: oh it's shopped wider boobs
DAMN!! Those are some BIG titties!!
them last 2...
I feel like this is slightly photoshopped
>My girlfriend is built similarly to this. Skinny, tanned, and DDD boobs, and her necklace is her name. So, maybe this girl's necklace is her name.
maybe this girl's necklace is her name.
All that's necessary
Because she's clearly fat. It's an established condition.
I didn't make it up, it's not a weird descriptor.
It's for people who are skinny but actually obese and out of shape.
Chicks with bit tits need to learn that deadlifts while squeezing your shoulder blades down and back will remove that problem.
Also, won't*
Here's the whole set of 5 photos.
http://imgbox.com/ulmrOuKy
Feel free to point out the muscle definition.
Her stomach is wider than her hips.
Her legs and arms are hotdogs, only skinnier and blobbier at the center than the ends.
The arms are three inches in circumference, for god's sakes.
She might want to have that black mole looked at, probably cancer
Can't distract a professional.
Now watch me nene
You're out of your fucking mind, man.
Please seek mental help.
What's wrong with you
Now I really want to know what the necklace was...
Oh yeah, and nice tits on her too.
Holy shit, guys. He just said his girlfriend looks like this and explained why her necklace might be blurred.
Why do you have to assume everyone is bragging?
I wouldn't tip the surgeon.
Are you high? What drugs are you on, so I can make sure I never take them.
I'd give her the tip.
Dadbod is just fat fat.
Nothing skinny about it.
Yep, first thing I thought was dog tags
thx, I was suspecting that there are different girls in the video, but didn't have the time to check properly, hence "maybe" :D
>Skinnyfat: When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath.
Not sure where you're getting 'blobby' from. Nothing about this picture is blobby.
So much spectacular there I don't know what to do with myself.
Just shut the fuck up.
You're turned on by muscles, fine, great, whatever. But "skinnyfat?" Slim, curvy, busty, and you make up a word with fat in it? Just shut the fuck up until you're out of the fifth grade. Good luck finding a woman that meets your "Standards" that'll give ya the time of day.
You could've just said the necklace could be her name
If it's military tags or the like, it makes sense
Of all things, they censor the necklace....
usually people see skinny fat as dad bod.shes skinny.she aint got an gram of muscle but shes skinny
Pics or it didn't happen
Yes?
Skinnyfat is defined by a lack of muscle definition and relative skinniness.
She's not huge, but she's highly blobby everywhere.
I encourage anybody to identify even the slightest trace of muscle definition anywhere on that frame.
Questions should end in a question mark.
Learn this.
Maybe it's his girlfriend.
Image is photoshopped. Here's the original
http://static.eporner.com/photos/66857.jpg
OPs pic is definitely shooped.
#Did you hear that everyone I have a girlfriend and shes hot and did I mention she's hot and has DDD tits and we have lots of sex like every day and whew I'm glad I got that off my chest about my hot girlfriend whom I fuck frequently.
You keep repeating yourself. Nobody once tried to say she had muscle definition or even that she was "fit." But the girl is skinny, and it's very strange that you would insist that she's fat, even if it's some weird concept of "skinny fat".
Busty petite doesn't necessarily mean "a dwarf with big boobs"..
No guys, it's my girlfriend and we're having sex right now. We're having so much sex and laughing at everyone on the internet who is not having so much sex like us!
You mean [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-VcLOEGnjo), right???
Whew. It went from "horrifying mutant freak who shouldn't exist" to just "skinnyfat".
My girlfriend is built similarly to this. Skinny, tanned, and DDD boobs, and her necklace is her name. So, maybe this girl's necklace is her name.
[Skinnyfat is a long-established widespread term for the growing epidemic of people with obese body fat percentages and low muscle mass](http://time.com/14407/the-hidden-dangers-of-skinny-fat/)
Those are long fingers.
So what? The girl in the picture reminds him of his girlfriend. He mentioned that his girl looks like this, including the stats. It makes sense. Are all people who comment on porn so insecure they can't handle someone mentioning their girlfriend?
I think we got the best of the set.
ehhhh I wouldn't do that if I were you. I'll probably have too much to do that day... edit: really though, why would you say that lol
all i see are back problems and fun bags that wont be played with that much due to the size and real estate those things cover.
Can't talk; too much sexin.
Ah, that makes sense. Someone else suggested dog tags as a possibility. Also, you're gf is built like this? No offense, but I hate you right now. Edit: a lot of down votes for the joke. Ah well, such is reddit.
Didn't even realize that
There is a hand in the photo? Oh, yeah, you are right.
As I already said: I encourage anybody to identify even the slightest hint of definition. They look like they've never lifted a muscle in their lives.
Youre definitely a virgin hahaha
Holy Christ is she hot
Her hand got flattened by her giant boob...
I wouldn't agree that photoshop=cropped but i guess the white balance is changed a little bit? Oh and btw the image you linked still isn't the original (it is cropped slightly more on the bottom than the other image her right knee is a giveaway.) EDIT: oh it's shopped wider boobs
DAMN!! Those are some BIG titties!!
them last 2...
I feel like this is slightly photoshopped
>My girlfriend is built similarly to this. Skinny, tanned, and DDD boobs, and her necklace is her name. So, maybe this girl's necklace is her name. maybe this girl's necklace is her name. All that's necessary
Because she's clearly fat. It's an established condition. I didn't make it up, it's not a weird descriptor. It's for people who are skinny but actually obese and out of shape.
Chicks with bit tits need to learn that deadlifts while squeezing your shoulder blades down and back will remove that problem. Also, won't*
Here's the whole set of 5 photos. http://imgbox.com/ulmrOuKy
Feel free to point out the muscle definition. Her stomach is wider than her hips. Her legs and arms are hotdogs, only skinnier and blobbier at the center than the ends. The arms are three inches in circumference, for god's sakes.
She might want to have that black mole looked at, probably cancer
Can't distract a professional.
Now watch me nene
You're out of your fucking mind, man.
Please seek mental help.
What's wrong with you
Now I really want to know what the necklace was... Oh yeah, and nice tits on her too.
Holy shit, guys. He just said his girlfriend looks like this and explained why her necklace might be blurred. Why do you have to assume everyone is bragging?
I wouldn't tip the surgeon.
Are you high? What drugs are you on, so I can make sure I never take them.
I'd give her the tip.
Dadbod is just fat fat. Nothing skinny about it.
Yep, first thing I thought was dog tags
thx, I was suspecting that there are different girls in the video, but didn't have the time to check properly, hence "maybe" :D
>Skinnyfat: When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath. Not sure where you're getting 'blobby' from. Nothing about this picture is blobby.
So much spectacular there I don't know what to do with myself.
Just shut the fuck up. You're turned on by muscles, fine, great, whatever. But "skinnyfat?" Slim, curvy, busty, and you make up a word with fat in it? Just shut the fuck up until you're out of the fifth grade. Good luck finding a woman that meets your "Standards" that'll give ya the time of day.
You could've just said the necklace could be her name
If it's military tags or the like, it makes sense
Of all things, they censor the necklace....
usually people see skinny fat as dad bod.shes skinny.she aint got an gram of muscle but shes skinny
Pics or it didn't happen
Yes? Skinnyfat is defined by a lack of muscle definition and relative skinniness. She's not huge, but she's highly blobby everywhere. I encourage anybody to identify even the slightest trace of muscle definition anywhere on that frame.
[maybe relevant](http://xhamster.com/movies/3967000/analeta_from_tumblr.html)
I have le sex guys amirite??? XDDDDDDD sex sex sex sex
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5299076/Analeta-%2F-Anna22eta-%2F-Iara-Nis
Questions should end in a question mark. Learn this.
Maybe it's his girlfriend.
Image is photoshopped. Here's the original http://static.eporner.com/photos/66857.jpg
OPs pic is definitely shooped.
#Did you hear that everyone I have a girlfriend and shes hot and did I mention she's hot and has DDD tits and we have lots of sex like every day and whew I'm glad I got that off my chest about my hot girlfriend whom I fuck frequently.
You keep repeating yourself. Nobody once tried to say she had muscle definition or even that she was "fit." But the girl is skinny, and it's very strange that you would insist that she's fat, even if it's some weird concept of "skinny fat".
thats skinny fat?lol