I get that you're joking, but 99.99% of Brits have pretty normal teeth.
I think I'll skip Essex, I get the feeling a hobo-dork like myself wouldn't have too much luck.
(insert slow clap here)
Get the London look!
Having been there several times, I can attest that Britan really is the bustiest country in the world.
Too bad she is the only attractive female there. The competition is bound to be tough.
I remember hearing on the radio that it was Liverpool. But I imagine Essex wouldn't be far behind
You know, you can just buy those Union Jack pillowcases and duvet covers on the web, rather than going all the way to the UK.
Not according to "The Big Book of British Smiles", they don't!
http://youtu.be/Pj46zZylcJU
Edit: Who the fuck downvotes The Simpsons? Lisa needs braces!
I live there, you need to tell me which parts you visited because I'm missing out.
Actually those are 2 reasons to go to Britain
I see two good reasons...
Gotta pick your priorities, breasts or skin.
It'd be all good until she smiled. And then you would be like, WTF??!?
Dunno, my data is old. Could be different now.
For the bed sheets?
I can think of at least 5 for her.
A very good reason indeed
That myth is getting old now
Essex is the biggest county in terma of breasts.
Dental here's pretty good.
How can you *not* have good teeth when dentists are free?
Anybody I know who had a tooth that even looked at you funny had braces shot at them so fast it'd make your head spin.
I thought it was Liverpool
Yeah but people there are a weird shade of fake tan
Yeah if you like your beer served room temp, god all I could think when I was there was " these fucking heathens " need to get a clue and move into the modern world
blimey! i mean.. holy fuck dude!
Yes, you DO make me horny, baby!
I get that you're joking, but 99.99% of Brits have pretty normal teeth.
I think I'll skip Essex, I get the feeling a hobo-dork like myself wouldn't have too much luck.
(insert slow clap here)
Get the London look!
Having been there several times, I can attest that Britan really is the bustiest country in the world.
Too bad she is the only attractive female there. The competition is bound to be tough.
I remember hearing on the radio that it was Liverpool. But I imagine Essex wouldn't be far behind
You know, you can just buy those Union Jack pillowcases and duvet covers on the web, rather than going all the way to the UK.
Not according to "The Big Book of British Smiles", they don't! http://youtu.be/Pj46zZylcJU Edit: Who the fuck downvotes The Simpsons? Lisa needs braces!
I live there, you need to tell me which parts you visited because I'm missing out.
Actually those are 2 reasons to go to Britain
I see two good reasons...
Gotta pick your priorities, breasts or skin.
It'd be all good until she smiled. And then you would be like, WTF??!?
Dunno, my data is old. Could be different now.
For the bed sheets?
I can think of at least 5 for her.
A very good reason indeed
That myth is getting old now
Essex is the biggest county in terma of breasts.
Dental here's pretty good. How can you *not* have good teeth when dentists are free? Anybody I know who had a tooth that even looked at you funny had braces shot at them so fast it'd make your head spin.
I thought it was Liverpool
Yeah but people there are a weird shade of fake tan
Yeah if you like your beer served room temp, god all I could think when I was there was " these fucking heathens " need to get a clue and move into the modern world
Beer is a pretty good reason to go too...
Alicia Rhodes is another one.
You never been to Colombia
Holy bunch of fun.