Yulia Nova
Posted in A Celebration of Monstrous Mammaries
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Ms Nova wins another case!

So no masturbation vids then?

Too bad she retired and went to law school or whatever.

Imagine... just... imagine if she had done hardcore.

Your honor, I call those titties to the stand

He discovered her, she did what she was comfortable with. In addition part of her charm is the more or less non professional posing and occasional dorkiness she shows - to go along with that unbelievable body.

lolno. You'll never see her spread her legs.

Fuck, thanks though

You know, you're right. I like her better this way.

You might ask "Has there ever been a better body on the Internet?" And the answer is "No. No there has not". But the tragedy is that she signed an exclusive deal with a borderline incompetent Japanese guy and she never even came close to living up to her potential.

I can't... it hurts too much.

If I had a time machine, I'd travel to Moscow and meet her before that fucking amateur Japanese guy. Forget stopping wars, forget getting rich, I just want Yulia.