Last time I met a hot chick who never smiled it was because her teeth were gross.
She's so trashy I love it- where do I sign up
Like Johnson?
This!!! This is the one I want!!!
Jessica Alba?
Those boobs are fake as fuck.
20 years she will be fat and used up. Like all hot girls. I know. Not one girl who was hot in jr high is still hot. In fact they're all disgusting.
those are some super obvious implant scars. she would be a 10 without the scars, but now she is a shameful 9.
As long as they don't feel like compressed oranges, I'm OK with that.
No implant insertion scars that destroy the aesthetic of the boob, so that is good.
As long as they don't feel like hard (there needs to be a squish), I'm OK with it.
Her last name is funny because that means at some point in her family tree she had a male ancestor who's father's name was Sven and then they decided to stop doing that type of name thingy
Sorry, I'd only thought of it being the traditional format where her name would be the daughter version
Bought to last
And I have none to give
ugh, fake tits..
Ok, detective.
Same thing with Spanish and "-ez"
Rodriguez = son of Rodrigo
But they won't.
She has a very Jessica Alba thing going on with her face.
She never smiles. It's so... odd.
I don't mind fake tits. I mind poorly done fake tits, and that doc did a lousy job on the cuts under hers.
She seems like the kinda chick that was hot enough that you, or any other guy, only thought of in a sexual way - but nothing more. Then she got pregnant at a young age and now is on all sorts of social media like "I thank God everyday for my kids that I love! Just looking for a good man."
Then eventually her pics end up somewhere online where strangers can rub one out.
~Ode to all the Annie Svensson's of the World~
... I wouldn't last
That's quite common in Scandinavia. In Norway I think all the 20 most common last names follow the [first name]+[sen] combo, which is equivalent to +son.
You're just awesome
Funny but far from unusual....
What gave it away? Their anti-gravity capabilities or the disfiguring scars?
I guess I just didn't think about it being non traditional
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Last time I met a hot chick who never smiled it was because her teeth were gross.
She's so trashy I love it- where do I sign up
Like Johnson?
This!!! This is the one I want!!!
Jessica Alba?
Those boobs are fake as fuck.
20 years she will be fat and used up. Like all hot girls. I know. Not one girl who was hot in jr high is still hot. In fact they're all disgusting.
those are some super obvious implant scars. she would be a 10 without the scars, but now she is a shameful 9.
As long as they don't feel like compressed oranges, I'm OK with that. No implant insertion scars that destroy the aesthetic of the boob, so that is good. As long as they don't feel like hard (there needs to be a squish), I'm OK with it.
Her last name is funny because that means at some point in her family tree she had a male ancestor who's father's name was Sven and then they decided to stop doing that type of name thingy
Sorry, I'd only thought of it being the traditional format where her name would be the daughter version
Bought to last
And I have none to give
ugh, fake tits..
Ok, detective.
Same thing with Spanish and "-ez" Rodriguez = son of Rodrigo
But they won't.
She has a very Jessica Alba thing going on with her face.
She never smiles. It's so... odd.
I don't mind fake tits. I mind poorly done fake tits, and that doc did a lousy job on the cuts under hers.
She seems like the kinda chick that was hot enough that you, or any other guy, only thought of in a sexual way - but nothing more. Then she got pregnant at a young age and now is on all sorts of social media like "I thank God everyday for my kids that I love! Just looking for a good man." Then eventually her pics end up somewhere online where strangers can rub one out. ~Ode to all the Annie Svensson's of the World~
... I wouldn't last
That's quite common in Scandinavia. In Norway I think all the 20 most common last names follow the [first name]+[sen] combo, which is equivalent to +son.
You're just awesome
Funny but far from unusual....
What gave it away? Their anti-gravity capabilities or the disfiguring scars?
Ugh, pretentious asshole..